Exposed Bone Polish — Funny Dentist Coffee Mug

You have pieces of your actual skeleton hanging out of your face in a damp, bacteria-filled cavern, and if you do not aggressively scrub them twice a day, they will rot and fall out of your head. It is time we stop pretending this is a gentle, minty morning ritual. This is grueling industrial hardware maintenance.

We slapped our "Exposed Bone Polish" heavy-duty shop tin design on a premium ceramic coffee mug because you are, at your core, just a decaying meat vehicle trying to keep your skull-rocks from rusting. Drink your morning sludge from this before scrubbing your structural calcium.

• Industrial-grade ceramic vessel for your morning degreaser (coffee)
• Microwave and dishwasher safe (unlike your skull-rocks)
• Standard 11oz capacity to properly fuel your meat vehicle
• The ultimate unhinged gift for your authorized skeleton mechanic (dentist)

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

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