Flock Off — Birds Aren't Real Wall Art

Executed in a gritty, mixed-media punk zine aesthetic, this anti-surveillance wall art is the official insignia of knowing exactly what those little black box cameras are doing. Let the local homeowners association and the precinct know you see them seeing you, and you'd prefer they kindly flock off. The perfect home decor for anyone who knows the feathered drones are always watching.

• Does not emit a localized EMP to disable neighborhood watch equipment.
• Birds might not be real, but the panopticon absolutely is.
• Aluminum headgear strictly for the owner's peace of mind.
• Direct all data privacy inquiries to the nearest aggressively hostile pigeon.

A bold piece of conspiracy theory room decor that arrives ready to haunt your living room wall.

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