Flock Off Crow Mug — Funny Anti-Surveillance Camera Gift
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About this item
Ah, the majestic crow. Nature's smartest scavenger, now retrofitted with a 4K facial recognition lens and automated license-plate tracking by your local municipal overlords. We paired the timeless grace of a vintage Japanese woodblock print with the deeply comforting reality that every neighborhood tree is now a node in the regional panopticon.
Tell the neighborhood watch, the local constabulary, and the domestic data apparatus exactly where they can shove their biometric collection policies. The cameras went up without a vote, and it is time to politely request they stop logging your daily commute.
- Will not prevent an automated citation for parking exactly 2.4 inches over the white line.
- Please do not attempt to feed breadcrumbs to the optics housing.
- Any perceived squawking is a purely synthetic deterrent and does not indicate a failing hard drive.
An excellent tech dystopia gift for conspiracy theorists, chronically online individuals, or anyone who simply wants to tell the municipal drones to flock off.
Product details
- Material. White durable ceramic
- Details. 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l) sizes
C-handle
Glossy finish
Lead-free and BPA-free
Microwave and dishwasher safe - Decoration. Dye-sublimation print
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