Flock Off Shirt — Funny Anti-Surveillance Camera Crow Tee
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About this item
Ah, the majestic crow. Nature's smartest scavenger, now retrofitted with a 4K facial recognition lens and automated license-plate tracking by your local municipal overlords. We paired the timeless grace of a vintage Japanese woodblock graphic with the deeply comforting reality that every neighborhood tree is now a node in the regional panopticon. It's the ultimate government surveillance drone shirt for anyone who knows the truth.
Tell the neighborhood watch, the local constabulary, and the domestic data apparatus exactly where they can shove their biometric collection policies with this funny crow conspiracy tee. The cameras went up without a vote, and it is time to politely request they stop logging your daily commute.
- Will not prevent an automated citation for parking exactly 2.4 inches over the white line.
- Please do not attempt to feed breadcrumbs to the optics housing.
- Any perceived squawking is a purely synthetic deterrent and does not indicate a failing hard drive.
An everyday unisex fit for dodging overhead surveillance in style.
Product details
- Base product. Bella+Canvas 3001
- Material. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ash and Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Fabric weight. 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Fit. Retail fit
- Details. Ribbed knit collar
Tapered shoulders
Dual side seams
Tear-away label - Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front
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Size guide
Bella+Canvas 3001
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.
| Size | Chest width in / cm | Body length in / cm |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 / 45.7 | 28 / 71.1 |
| M | 20 / 50.8 | 29 / 73.7 |
| L | 22 / 55.9 | 30 / 76.2 |
| XL | 24 / 61.0 | 31 / 78.7 |
| 2XL | 26 / 66.0 | 32 / 81.3 |
