Skeleton hands cupping two pumpkins, placed to sit right on the chest, on a sticker — White

Sticker · Weird Castle original

Gourd Groping Sticker — Funny Skeleton Pumpkin Humor

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Size: 3" × 3"

3" × 3" 4" × 4"

Surface: White

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What you’re actually getting

Some people celebrate the harvest by drinking spiced lattes or walking through a picturesque corn maze. We prefer to celebrate by having a reanimated corpse aggressively grope two seasonal squashes. It is the true reason for the season.

This is the ultimate holiday multitasking: you are engaging in the rich cultural tradition of Halloween while simultaneously participating in the rich cultural tradition of crude anatomical humor. Slap this festive piece of art onto your favorite flat surface to let everyone know you love autumn, and you also respect a heavy handful.

The Fine Print:
Skeletons do not respect personal boundaries.
Pumpkins graded for density, heft, and structural integrity.
Will not protect your belongings from actual graveyard incidents.
Not an acceptable substitute for a clinical exam.

Product specifications

Product details

Material. 100% durable vinyl
Details. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact
Glossy finish
Indoor decor — not waterproof
Bubble-free application
Decoration. UV print, kiss-cut

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