My First Necromancy Mug — Funny Toddler Toy Ouija Board
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They said early childhood development requires sensory play, object permanence, and piercing the veil of the afterlife. We took the indestructible, primary-colored plastic vibe of 1980s daycare centers and slapped it on a chunky ceramic gateway to the underworld. Complete with a graphic of an oversized, choke-safe planchette, this funny occult coffee mug proves that necromancy is really just mildly inconveniencing a deceased person. Keep the kids busy generating spectral foot-traffic, or just use it to resurrect your own tired soul with a strong dark roast.
- Ages 36 Months to Eternal Damnation
- 11oz ceramic mug for coffee, tea, or morning summoning rituals
- Disclaimer: Deceased relatives may critique your parenting style from beyond the grave
Classic C-handle white ceramic mug featuring vivid, durable printing. Ships securely packaged for a safe journey across the mortal plane.
Ceramic mug. White durable ceramic. 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l) sizes. C-handle. Glossy finish. Dye-sublimation print. Microwave and dishwasher safe.
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