Previously Functional T-Shirt — Funny Burnout Graphic Tee

Most industrial machinery gets a bright red tag when the gears finally grind to a halt. Humans just get an iced coffee and a Slack message asking for a quick sync. We bypassed the corporate wellness seminar entirely and issued this standard-issue decommissioning notice for your central nervous system. This funny burnout graphic t-shirt isn't a cry for help; it's a matter of public safety. You used to work. Now you do not.

Designed to resemble a sterile mid-century factory inspection label, this anti-work tee is the most efficient way to communicate that your warranty expired sometime in 2019 and the replacement parts are currently stuck in a global supply chain bottleneck. Let management know the structural integrity of your psyche has been permanently compromised.

• Approved for total systemic failure and structural collapse.
• Do not attempt to reboot wearer with pizza parties or mindfulness apps.
• Factory reset impossible without a time machine and a trust fund.
• Certified structurally unsound for late-stage capitalism.

Printed on a ridiculously soft, 100% cotton tee because if your brain is broken, your torso should at least be comfortable. Standard unisex fit; ships fast so you can start underperforming immediately.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.