Retain Nothing — Mandatory Reintegration Funny School Mug
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- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
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Size: 11oz
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About this item
You have been cleared for re-entry into the Mandatory Reintegration Cycle. This ceramic vessel has been issued by the Bureau of Compulsory Attendance to confirm your psychological status: compliant, depleted, and ready to absorb information you will not retain past the second Friday of October. Drink your morning coffee in first period. Let the institution see what it has made.
The Re-Entry Program makes no guarantees regarding the transfer of knowledge, but it does make an excellent funny back-to-school gift for exhausted teachers, college students, and anyone surviving the educational complex.
- 11oz ceramic mug issued pursuant to Annual Cycle Resumption Protocol
- Caffeine intake is recommended but will not be sufficient for 8 a.m. consciousness
- The perfect funny back-to-school mug for teachers, students, and institutional survivors
- No refunds. No appeals. See you next year.
Ceramic mug. White ceramic. 11oz (0.33 l). Rounded corners. C-handle. Dye-sublimation print.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
