Sawed-Off Liar Canvas — Funny Pinocchio Sawed-Off Nose Parody
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — this one gets you there
- 30-day returns
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Depth: 0.75''
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About this item
The ultimate biological workaround for a cursed puppet in the criminal justice system. This cursed bootleg wall art features a wordless, misregistered mascot staring you down with terrifying human teeth, a cheap track jacket, and a freshly sanded face ready to beat any polygraph test.
Perfect weird home decor for your next deposition, late-night interrogation, or prolonged silence in the back of a squad car. He is not going to tell them anything, and even if he did, the physical evidence has been aggressively modified with a power tool.
- Physical tells removed for legal reasons
- Features deeply unsettling human dentition
- Intellectual property theft executed poorly as a funny gag gift
A disturbing piece of statement decor for the chronically guilty.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
