Sawed-Off Liar Hoodie — Funny Pinocchio Sawed-Off Nose Parody

The ultimate biological workaround for a cursed wooden boy in the criminal justice system. A wordless, misregistered bootleg mascot hoodie staring you down with terrifying human teeth, a cheap track jacket, and a freshly sanded face ready to beat any polygraph test.

• Physical tells aggressively removed for legal reasons
• Features deeply unsettling human dentition
• A cursed meme gift for your next deposition
• Intellectual property theft executed poorly

An unsettling novelty hoodie designed for prolonged silence in the back of a squad car. He is not going to tell them anything, and even if he did, the physical evidence has been destroyed with a circular saw.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.