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Everything › Sawed-Off Liar — Poster
Sawed-Off Liar — Poster
$3999
About this item
- What it is. 200 gsm (5.9 oz/yd) museum-grade poster paper.
- Printed with pigment inks — bright, and they will not fade or corrode with age.
- Hang with double-sided tape, tacks, or frame it.
- Sizes. See size options above
- Care. Keep it dry. It is paper.
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
The ultimate biological workaround for a cursed wooden boy in the criminal justice system. A wordless, misregistered bootleg mascot staring you down with terrifying human teeth, a cheap track jacket, and a freshly sanded face ready to beat any polygraph test.
Perfect for your next deposition, late-night interrogation, or prolonged silence in the back of a squad car. He is not going to tell them anything, and even if he did, the physical evidence has been aggressively modified with a circular saw.
- Physical tells removed for legal reasons
- Features deeply unsettling human dentition
- Intellectual property theft executed poorly
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$3999
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Product information
| Brand | Weird Castle |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | Poster |
| Date first available | August 24, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #80 in things nobody requested |
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