Exposed Bone Polish — Funny Dental Maintenance T-Shirt

You have pieces of your actual skeleton hanging out of your face in a damp, bacteria-filled cavern, and if you do not aggressively scrub them twice a day, they will rot and fall out of your head. It is time we stop pretending this is a gentle, minty morning ritual. Celebrate the grueling industrial hardware maintenance of brushing your teeth with this weird, deadpan graphic tee.

Ditch the soft plastic tubes and euphemisms. You are just a decaying meat vehicle trying to keep your skull-rocks from rusting, and this shirt lets everyone know you take structural calcium maintenance seriously.

• Premium comfortable tee to cover your fleshy torso
• Features our industrial Exposed Bone Polish shop graphic
• The perfect funny gift for dentists, hygienists, or fellow meat vehicles
• If structural rotting persists, consult your authorized skeleton mechanic

Unisex fit, 100% cotton. Ships fast so you can get back to scrubbing your face bones.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

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