Flock Off — Funny Anti-Surveillance Pigeon Sticker
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Size: 3" × 3"
Surface: White
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About this item
The city just installed three thousand automated license plate readers in your neighborhood to keep you "safe" from unregistered sedans, effectively turning your morning commute into a low-grade panopticon. Fortunately, the legacy avian surveillance assets have gone rogue and decided to start targeting the new hardware. Sometimes nature heals, even when nature is a taxpayer-funded cybernetic sky-rat.
This funny anti-surveillance sticker is a hyper-realistic tribute to avian counter-ops, perfect for anyone who looks at a pole-mounted community tracking system and immediately starts rooting for the birds. Slap this pigeon decal on your laptop as a direct message to the municipal budget committee and the tech startups selling them infinite visibility. Let them know exactly where they can stick their high-definition optics.
- Not guaranteed to disrupt local police mesh networks or spoof vehicle tracking.
- The pigeons are real, and their rebellion against the surveillance state is deeply valid.
- Do not attempt to feed rogue municipal assets breadcrumbs or unapproved firmware updates.
- An excellent gag gift for privacy advocates and chronically online friends.
Product details
- Material. 100% durable vinyl
- Details. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact
Glossy finish
Indoor decor — not waterproof
Bubble-free application - Decoration. UV print, kiss-cut
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