Fully Indoctrinated — Hoodie

The bell rang, the standardized tests were administered, and we are thrilled to announce that the programming finally took hold. Behold the perfect product of a twelve-year state-sanctioned compliance drill: a cheerful little mascot with zero critical thinking skills and a profound respect for arbitrary authority.

This vintage-style "Fully Indoctrinated" graphic proudly broadcasts your successful transition from an unpredictable human element into a highly manageable demographic unit. Wear this ironic anti-establishment hoodie to let your local administrators know your cognitive behavioral adjustments are holding steady and you are extremely ready to accept a lifetime of middle management.

• 100% stripped of unapproved independent thought
• Pre-programmed to panic if you cannot produce a hall pass
• Optimized for standardized testing and institutional obedience
• Warning: Exposure to unauthorized literature may cause firmware corruption

Printed on a ridiculously soft, classic fit pullover hoodie because physical comfort is the only luxury the system affords you. True to size; size up if you want extra room to hide from the surveillance state.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.