Fully Indoctrinated Coffee Mug — Funny Office Humor Gift
Printed to order · arrives in 5–12 days in the U.S. · free delivery
30-day returns · secure Shopify checkout · a human answers questions
About this item
The bell rang, the standardized tests were administered, and we are thrilled to announce that the programming finally took hold. Behold the perfect product of a twelve-year state-sanctioned compliance drill, now immortalized on a ceramic vessel for your morning hot brown liquid.
This vintage-style graphic proudly broadcasts your successful transition from an unpredictable human element into a highly manageable demographic unit. Sip from it at your desk to let your local administrators know your cognitive behavioral adjustments are holding steady and you are extremely ready to accept a lifetime of middle management.
- 100% stripped of unapproved independent thought
- Pre-programmed to panic if you cannot produce a hall pass
- Optimized for standardized testing and institutional obedience
- Warning: Exposure to unauthorized literature while drinking may cause firmware corruption
Standard ceramic mug. Microwave and dishwasher safe, because compliance means following the care instructions.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.