Fully Indoctrinated Sticker — Funny Compliance Mascot Decal

The bell rang, the standardized tests were administered, and we are thrilled to announce that the programming finally took hold. Behold the perfect product of a twelve-year state-sanctioned compliance drill: a cheerful little mascot with zero critical thinking skills and a profound respect for arbitrary authority.

This vintage-style "Fully Indoctrinated" sticker proudly broadcasts your successful transition from an unpredictable human element into a highly manageable demographic unit. Slap this high-quality vinyl decal on your laptop or water bottle to let your local administrators know your cognitive behavioral adjustments are holding steady and you are extremely ready to accept a lifetime of middle management.

• Pre-programmed to panic if you cannot produce a hall pass
• Optimized for standardized testing, institutional obedience, and adhering to flat surfaces
• Warning: Exposure to unauthorized literature may cause firmware corruption

Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.