Fully Indoctrinated Sticker — Funny Compliance Mascot Decal
Printed to order · arrives in 5–12 days in the U.S. · free delivery
30-day returns · secure Shopify checkout · a human answers questions
About this item
The bell rang, the standardized tests were administered, and we are thrilled to announce that the programming finally took hold. Behold the perfect product of a twelve-year state-sanctioned compliance drill: a cheerful little mascot with zero critical thinking skills and a profound respect for arbitrary authority.
This vintage-style "Fully Indoctrinated" sticker proudly broadcasts your successful transition from an unpredictable human element into a highly manageable demographic unit. Slap this high-quality vinyl decal on your laptop or water bottle to let your local administrators know your cognitive behavioral adjustments are holding steady and you are extremely ready to accept a lifetime of middle management.
- 100% stripped of unapproved independent thought (and printed on durable, weather-resistant vinyl)
- Pre-programmed to panic if you cannot produce a hall pass
- Optimized for standardized testing, institutional obedience, and adhering to flat surfaces
- Warning: Exposure to unauthorized literature may cause firmware corruption
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.