Fully Indoctrinated T-Shirt — Funny Anti-Establishment Tee
Printed to order · arrives in 5–12 days in the U.S. · free delivery
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About this item
The bell rang, the standardized tests were administered, and we are thrilled to announce that the programming finally took hold. Behold the perfect product of a twelve-year state-sanctioned compliance drill on this funny dystopian graphic tee: a cheerful little mascot with zero critical thinking skills and a profound respect for arbitrary authority.
This vintage-style anti-establishment shirt proudly broadcasts your successful transition from an unpredictable human element into a highly manageable demographic unit. Wear it to let your local administrators know your cognitive behavioral adjustments are holding steady and you are extremely ready to accept a lifetime of middle management.
- 100% stripped of unapproved independent thought
- Pre-programmed to panic if you cannot produce a hall pass
- Optimized for standardized testing and institutional obedience
- Warning: Exposure to unauthorized literature may cause firmware corruption
Printed on a soft, classic-fit unisex cotton t-shirt because even highly manageable demographic units deserve breathable daily comfort.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.