Bone Vault Schematics Mug - Funny Medieval Reliquary Cup
Printed to order · arrives in 5–12 days in the U.S. · free delivery
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About this item
Why let your metacarpals rot in a damp catacomb when they could be resting in gold-plated, hermetically sealed splendor? This exploded-view schematic coffee mug breaks down the ultimate high-net-worth calcium repository. We stripped away the sacred medieval mystery to reveal what a reliquary actually is: luxury Tupperware for holy femurs. The perfect funny gothic gift to maximize your corpse's retail footprint during your morning brew.
- Includes crystal viewing window for optimal structural flexing
- High-density gold leaf prevents unauthorized miracle leakage into your dark roast
- Bring your own martyr (BYOM)
- Void if bones begin to weep scented oils
Standard 11oz ceramic coffee mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe, unless your local saint smites it.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.