Bone Vault Schematics Mug - Funny Medieval Reliquary Cup

Why let your metacarpals rot in a damp catacomb when they could be resting in gold-plated, hermetically sealed splendor? This exploded-view schematic coffee mug breaks down the ultimate high-net-worth calcium repository. We stripped away the sacred medieval mystery to reveal what a reliquary actually is: luxury Tupperware for holy femurs. The perfect funny gothic gift to maximize your corpse's retail footprint during your morning brew.

• Includes crystal viewing window for optimal structural flexing
• High-density gold leaf prevents unauthorized miracle leakage into your dark roast
• Bring your own martyr (BYOM)
• Void if bones begin to weep scented oils

Standard 11oz ceramic coffee mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe, unless your local saint smites it.

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