Bone Vault Schematics - Funny Gothic Reliquary Sticker
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
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Surface: White
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About this item
Why let your metacarpals rot in a damp catacomb when they could be resting in gold-plated, hermetically sealed splendor? This exploded-view gothic reliquary sticker breaks down the ultimate high-net-worth calcium repository. Approved by 4 out of 5 martyred saints for maximum posthumous brand visibility, we stripped away the sacred mystery to reveal what a reliquary actually is: luxury Tupperware for holy femurs. Maximize your corpse's retail footprint with this premium dark humor decal.
- Includes crystal viewing window for optimal structural flexing
- High-density gold leaf prevents unauthorized miracle leakage
- Bring your own martyr (BYOM)
- Void if bones begin to weep scented oils
Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
