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Gifts you can buy without knowing someone's size. Stickers, mugs, posters, doormats, garden flags and puzzles — nothing on this page needs a chest, waist or head measurement. T-shirts, hoodies and hats are stocked separately, each with a size chart on its own product page.

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Thanksgiving gifts

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Thanksgiving jokes for hosts, relatives and the group chat.

It's Giving Thanks Sticker — Funny Thanksgiving Turkey — White It's Giving Thanks Sticker — Funny Thanksgiving... $4.99

For someone who works in an office

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Office and work humour — stickers, mugs and a couple of prints.

Chrome-shiny pumpkin head businessman in a suit striding with a briefcase, on a sticker — White Hollow Middle Management Sticker — Funny Pumpkin He... $4.99 Quick Question Sticker — Funny Sarcasm — White Quick Question Sticker — Funny Sarcasm $4.99

For someone with dark humour about health

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Medical, dental and mortality jokes. Reliably too much for some people.

Steamboat Spinal Cord Sticker — Steamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody — White Steamboat Spinal Cord Sticker — Steamboat Willie Sp... $4.99 My First Necromancy Sticker — Funny Toddler Toy Ouija Board — White My First Necromancy Sticker — Funny Toddler Toy Oui... $4.99 Gangster tooth in shades counting cash, buying loose teeth: Cash For Loose Teeth, on a sticker — White We Buy Teeth Sticker — Funny Cash for Loose Teeth $4.99

For someone who is on the internet a lot

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Internet, meme and tech humour — for the person who sends you the links.

Nintendo Mii-style avatar brandishing a giant glowing cigarette over chrome lettering, on a sticker — White Mii Need A Cigarette Sticker — Funny Nintendo Mii P... $4.99 Bronze march of progress ending in a crab with a briefcase, a carcinization joke, on a sticker — White Terminal Evolution Sticker — Funny Carcinization Cr... $4.99 A 90s rap bootleg style graphic sticker featuring Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, and Stephen Hawking as the Island Boys. Saint James Island Boys Meme Sticker - Epstein Trum... $4.99

For someone who has just moved in

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Doormats, garden flags, prints and puzzles — the larger gifts.

Steamboat Willie-style brain and spinal cord in red shorts skipping with a lunchbox, on a poster Steamboat Spinal Cord Poster — Steamboat Willie Spi... $34.99 Icy portrait of Kim Jong Un in a puffer jacket above THE NORTH FACE lettering, on a poster The True North Face Poster - Funny Kim Jong Un Paro... $34.99 Mii Need A Cigarette Poster — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody Mii Need A Cigarette Poster — Funny Nintendo Mii Pa... $34.99 Exhausted knight in armor collapsed face down under the words YOU MADE IT, on a doormat You Made It Doormat — Funny Introvert Welcome Mat $69.99 Clawed green hands of a monster under the mat lifting it, LIFT HERE, on a doormat Lift Here Doormat — Funny Monster Under the Mat $69.99 Melting castle with a drawbridge reading WELCOME-ISH over a slime moat, on a doormat Welcome-ish Funny Introvert Doormat $69.99

For someone with opinions about money

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Money, debt and finance humour — mostly stickers and mugs.

Kevin O'Leary beside a holographic acronym: C-crypto, O-options, C-crypto, K-money mindset, on a sticker — White High Yield Portfolio Sticker — Funny Kevin O'Le... $4.99
Buying a shirt instead? We keep apparel off this page on purpose — guessing someone's size is the fastest way to ruin a gift. If you do know their size, t-shirts and hoodies and hats (575 items) each carry a measurement chart on the product page. If you don't, the same joke is usually on a sticker or a mug in here.
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Chunky plastic toddler-toy Ouija board reading BOTHER THE DEAD with a red planchette, on a mug My First Necromancy Mug — Funny Toddler Toy Ouija Board $21.99
Square grid of colored rectangles with one tilted red square, captioned EXACTLY ONE SQUARE, on a sticker One Square — 1-of-1 Existential Art Sticker $4.99
Bronze carcinization sculpture: ape to man to a crab carrying a briefcase, on a mug Terminal Evolution Mug — Funny Carcinization Crab Evolution $21.99

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