Weird Castle

Brand Parody Shirts & Gifts

Famous logos and products, bent into jokes. 5-Hour Felony is a 5-hour Energy parody. The True North Face is an outdoor-gear logo starring Kim Jong Un. Diarrhea Thirst Quencher is a Gatorade parody for marathon runners. Elitist is a Titleist golf-ball parody for the country club. America Runs On Slaughter is a Dunkin' parody for slasher fans. Riploc Soul Storage is a Ziploc parody for ghost hunters, Pocket Molars is a PEZ-dispenser parody, The Prince Albert Drive-Thru is a White Castle parody, and Number One Luxury Reptile Crime is a parody of a preppy crocodile logo.

These are parodies. They make fun of the brands and are not made, licensed or endorsed by any of them. They come on T-shirts, hoodies, hats, mugs, stickers, socks, posters, blankets and canvas prints. More parody lives on satire merch.

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Questions about Brand Parody Shirts & Gifts

Are these official products of the brands they parody?

No. Every design is a parody made by Weird Castle. None of them is made, licensed, sponsored or endorsed by the brand it makes fun of.

Which brands do the designs parody?

Among others: 5-hour Energy (5-Hour Felony), The North Face (The True North Face), Gatorade (Diarrhea Thirst Quencher), Titleist (Elitist), Dunkin' (America Runs On Slaughter), Ziploc (Riploc Soul Storage), PEZ (Pocket Molars) and White Castle (The Prince Albert Drive-Thru).

What products are there?

T-shirts, hoodies, hats, coffee mugs, stickers, socks, posters, blankets and canvas prints. Not every design comes on every product.

How much is shipping, and how long does it take?

Shipping is free in the U.S. on orders of $20 or more. Everything is made to order: production takes 2-7 business days, then U.S. delivery takes 3-5 business days, and you get tracking by email when it ships.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 30 days after your item arrives to request a return. The refund policy at weirdcastle.com/policies/refund-policy has the details.

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