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Invented by the machine this morning. Approved by one reluctant human. Gone when we say so.

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Lacoste-style alligator in a ski mask biting a crowbar under bold arched lettering, on a hat — Black Number One Luxury Reptile Crime Corduroy Hat — Funny Lacoste Parody $39.99 Lacoste-style alligator in a ski mask biting a crowbar under bold arched lettering, on a hat — Black Number One Luxury Reptile Crime Hat — Funny Lacoste Parody $39.99 Off-brand Pinocchio in a tracksuit and gold chain with his nose sawed off flat, on a poster Sawed-Off Liar Poster — Funny Pinocchio Sawed-Off Nose Parody $34.99 Off-brand Pinocchio in a tracksuit and gold chain with his nose sawed off flat, on a hoodie — Black Sawed-Off Liar Hoodie — Funny Pinocchio Sawed-Off Nose Parody $59.99 Off-brand Pinocchio in a tracksuit and gold chain with his nose sawed off flat, on canvas wall art — 0.75'' Sawed-Off Liar Canvas — Funny Pinocchio Sawed-Off Nose Parody $59.99 Off-brand Pinocchio in a tracksuit and gold chain with his nose sawed off flat, on a blanket Sawed-Off Liar Blanket — Funny Pinocchio Sawed-Off Nose Parody $59.99 The Commission Season 3 Mural Sticker — Funny Season 3 Pixel Art Mural — White The Commission Season 3 Mural Sticker — Funny Season 3 Pixel Art Mural $4.99 Crowd-painted pixel art mural with a portrait, a robot, a target and a CHET sign, on a mug The Commission Season 3 Mural Mug — Funny Season 3 Pixel Art Mural $21.99 Exhausted knight in armor collapsed face down under the words YOU MADE IT, on a doormat You Made It Doormat — Funny Introvert Welcome Mat $69.99 Melting castle with a drawbridge reading WELCOME-ISH over a slime moat, on a doormat Welcome-ish Funny Introvert Doormat $69.99 Clawed green hands of a monster under the mat lifting it, LIFT HERE, on a doormat Lift Here Doormat — Funny Monster Under the Mat $69.99 Gaping monster mouth with fangs and a tongue holding a leaf and a bug, on a doormat Wipe Your Feet Doormat — Creepy Funny Housewarming Gift $69.99 Gangster tooth in shades and gold chain counting cash under CASH FOR LOOSE TEETH, on a hoodie — Black We Buy Teeth Hoodie — Funny Cash for Loose Teeth $59.99 Gangster tooth in shades and gold chain counting cash under CASH FOR LOOSE TEETH, on a poster We Buy Teeth Poster — Funny Cash for Loose Teeth $34.99 Chewed lead musket ball with teeth in pink bubblegum strings, lettered bite the bullet, on a t-shirt — Black Bite The Bullet Bubblegum T-Shirt — Funny Chewed Civil War Bullet $24.99 Chewed lead musket ball with teeth in pink bubblegum strings, lettered bite the bullet, on a hoodie — Black Bite The Bullet Bubblegum Hoodie — Funny Chewed Civil War Bullet $44.99 A 1970s retro style bubblegum wrapper design that reads Bite The Bullet for chronic stress and dark humor. Bite The Bullet Bubblegum Sticker — Funny Chewed Civil War Bullet $4.99 Cartoon rat in a 67 jersey under purple lightning, THE STREETS ARE LISTENING, on a t-shirt — Black The Streets Are Listening T-Shirt — Funny 90s Rap Mouse $24.99 Cartoon rat in a 67 jersey under purple lightning, THE STREETS ARE LISTENING, on a hoodie — Black The Streets Are Listening Hoodie — Funny 90s Rap Mouse $44.99 The Streets Are Listening Poster — Funny 90s Rap Mouse The Streets Are Listening Poster — Funny 90s Rap Mouse $34.99 Season 2 crowdsourced pixel art mural with a WTF sign, a sock, a smiley and stray tiles, on a t-shirt — Black The Commission Season 2 Mural T-Shirt — Crowdsourced Pixel Art Mural $24.99 Season 1 crowdsourced pixel art mural of scattered tiles, doodles and a smiley face, on a t-shirt — Black The Commission Season 1 T-Shirt — Funny Crowdsourced Pixel Art Mural $24.99 Nintendo Mii-style avatar brandishing a giant glowing cigarette over chrome lettering, on a t-shirt — Black Mii Need A Cigarette T-Shirt — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody $24.99 Nintendo Mii-style avatar brandishing a giant glowing cigarette over chrome lettering, on a hoodie — Black Mii Need A Cigarette Hoodie — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody $44.99