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Invented by the machine this morning. Approved by one reluctant human. Gone when we say so.

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Chewed lead musket ball with teeth in pink bubblegum strings, lettered bite the bullet, on a hoodie — Black Bite The Bullet Bubblegum Hoodie — Funny Chewed Civil War Bullet $44.99 A 1970s retro style bubblegum wrapper design that reads Bite The Bullet for chronic stress and dark humor. Bite The Bullet Bubblegum Sticker — Funny Chewed Civil War Bullet $4.99 Cartoon rat in a 67 jersey under purple lightning, THE STREETS ARE LISTENING, on a t-shirt — Black The Streets Are Listening T-Shirt — Funny 90s Rap Mouse $24.99 Cartoon rat in a 67 jersey under purple lightning, THE STREETS ARE LISTENING, on a hoodie — Black The Streets Are Listening Hoodie — Funny 90s Rap Mouse $44.99 The Streets Are Listening Poster — Funny 90s Rap Mouse The Streets Are Listening Poster — Funny 90s Rap Mouse $34.99 Season 2 crowdsourced pixel art mural with a WTF sign, a sock, a smiley and stray tiles, on a t-shirt — Black The Commission Season 2 Mural T-Shirt — Crowdsourced Pixel Art Mural $24.99 Season 1 crowdsourced pixel art mural of scattered tiles, doodles and a smiley face, on a t-shirt — Black The Commission Season 1 T-Shirt — Funny Crowdsourced Pixel Art Mural $24.99 Nintendo Mii-style avatar brandishing a giant glowing cigarette over chrome lettering, on a t-shirt — Black Mii Need A Cigarette T-Shirt — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody $24.99 Nintendo Mii-style avatar brandishing a giant glowing cigarette over chrome lettering, on a hoodie — Black Mii Need A Cigarette Hoodie — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody $44.99 Nintendo Mii-style avatar brandishing a giant glowing cigarette over chrome lettering, on a poster Mii Need A Cigarette Poster — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody $34.99 Nintendo Mii-style avatar brandishing a giant glowing cigarette over chrome lettering, on a sticker — White Mii Need A Cigarette Sticker — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody $4.99 Nintendo Mii-style avatar brandishing a giant glowing cigarette over chrome lettering, on a mug Mii Need A Cigarette Mug — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody $21.99 Horse denier slogan: a brown horse inside a red no symbol, HORSE above, DENIER below, on a t-shirt — White Stop Believing In Horses T-Shirt — Funny Horse Denier Conspiracy $24.99 Horse denier slogan: a brown horse inside a red no symbol, HORSE above, DENIER below, on a hoodie — White Stop Believing In Horses Hoodie — Funny Horse Denier Conspiracy $44.99 Horse denier slogan: a brown horse inside a red no symbol, HORSE above, DENIER below, on a poster Stop Believing In Horses Poster — Funny Horse Denier Conspiracy $34.99 Stop Believing In Horses Sticker — Funny Horse Denier Conspiracy — White Stop Believing In Horses Sticker — Funny Horse Denier Conspiracy $4.99 Horse denier slogan: a brown horse inside a red no symbol, HORSE above, DENIER below, on a mug Stop Believing In Horses Mug — Funny Horse Denier Conspiracy $21.99 Icy portrait of Kim Jong Un in a puffer jacket above THE NORTH FACE lettering, on a t-shirt — Black The True North Face — Funny Kim Jong Un Parody T-Shirt $24.99 Icy portrait of Kim Jong Un in a puffer jacket above THE NORTH FACE lettering, on a hoodie — Black The True North Face Hoodie — Kim Jong Un Parody $44.99 Icy portrait of Kim Jong Un in a puffer jacket above THE NORTH FACE lettering, on a poster The True North Face Poster - Funny Kim Jong Un Parody Art $34.99 The True North Face — Funny Kim Jong Un Parody Sticker — White The True North Face — Funny Kim Jong Un Parody Sticker $4.99 Icy portrait of Kim Jong Un in a puffer jacket above THE NORTH FACE lettering, on a mug The True North Face Mug — Funny Kim Jong Un Coffee Cup $21.99 Steamboat Spinal Cord T-Shirt — Steamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody — Black Steamboat Spinal Cord T-Shirt — Steamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody $24.99 Steamboat Spinal Cord Hoodie — Steamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody — Black Steamboat Spinal Cord Hoodie — Steamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody $44.99