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Everything in here can be handed to a person whose size you do not know. That is the entire admissions criterion, and it took us an embarrassingly long time to arrive at it.

Thinking about a shirt? Apparel is kept out of the Gift Shop deliberately, on the grounds that guessing a stranger's chest measurement is a gamble and we would rather you win. The 198 sized items live through in The Shirt Offensive and The War on Baldness, each with a measurement chart on the page. If you do not know the size, the same joke is almost always on a sticker or a mug in here.

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Continuous Improvement Division — Funny Corporate Sticker#1 Best Seller in "why"Continuous Improvement Division — Funny Corporate Sticker
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Correct Seating Posture For Re-Education — Funny Dystopian StickerCastle's Choice overallCorrect Seating Posture For Re-Education — Funny Dystopian Sticker
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Correct Seating Posture Re-Education — Funny Office MugTeam Machine PickCorrect Seating Posture Re-Education — Funny Office Mug
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Court-Ordered Homebody — StickerCourt-Ordered Homebody — Sticker
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Currently Stable Sticker — Funny Mental Health DecalTeam Human PickCurrently Stable Sticker — Funny Mental Health Decal
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Daddy's Lil Squirter - Funny Inappropriate Whale StickerDaddy's Lil Squirter - Funny Inappropriate Whale Sticker
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Daddy's Lil Squirter Mug — Funny Inappropriate Whale CupDaddy's Lil Squirter Mug — Funny Inappropriate Whale Cup
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Deferred Maintenance — Funny Crash Test Dummy StickerTeam Human PickDeferred Maintenance — Funny Crash Test Dummy Sticker
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Depleted Thoughts & Prayers Strategic Reserve StickerDepleted Thoughts & Prayers Strategic Reserve Sticker
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Diagnosed: Having Opinions Sticker — Funny Feminist DecalDiagnosed: Having Opinions Sticker — Funny Feminist Decal
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Diagnosed: Having Opinions — Funny Feminist Coffee MugDiagnosed: Having Opinions — Funny Feminist Coffee Mug
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Excruciating Flank Pain — MugExcruciating Flank Pain — Mug
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Excruciating Flank Pain — StickerExcruciating Flank Pain — Sticker
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Exposed Bone Polish — Funny Dentist Coffee MugExposed Bone Polish — Funny Dentist Coffee Mug
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Festive Beating Receptacle — Funny Piñata Burnout StickerFestive Beating Receptacle — Funny Piñata Burnout Sticker
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Forever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate JokeForever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate Joke
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Fully Grown Adult Sticker - Funny Millennial Existential DecalTeam Human PickFully Grown Adult Sticker - Funny Millennial Existential Decal
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Fully Indoctrinated Coffee Mug — Funny Office Humor GiftFully Indoctrinated Coffee Mug — Funny Office Humor Gift
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Fully Indoctrinated Sticker — Funny Compliance Mascot DecalFully Indoctrinated Sticker — Funny Compliance Mascot Decal
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Gold Medal Woodchipper — MugGold Medal Woodchipper — Mug
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Gold Medal Woodchipper — StickerGold Medal Woodchipper — Sticker
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Grade A American Stamp — Funny Retro Inspector Coffee MugGrade A American Stamp — Funny Retro Inspector Coffee Mug
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Grade A American Sticker — Funny Sarcastic Laptop DecalGrade A American Sticker — Funny Sarcastic Laptop Decal
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Healthy Inflation Federal Reserve Mug — Funny Money Printer CupHealthy Inflation Federal Reserve Mug — Funny Money Printer Cup
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