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Everything in here can be handed to a person whose size you do not know. That is the entire admissions criterion, and it took us an embarrassingly long time to arrive at it.

Thinking about a shirt? Apparel is kept out of the Gift Shop deliberately, on the grounds that guessing a stranger's chest measurement is a gamble and we would rather you win. The 218 sized items live through in The Shirt Offensive and The War on Baldness, each with a measurement chart on the page. If you do not know the size, the same joke is almost always on a sticker or a mug in here.

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Liquid Asset Nacho Cheese Sticker — Funny Finance Meme#1 Best Seller in "why"Liquid Asset Nacho Cheese Sticker — Funny Finance Meme
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Stay Informed — Funny Doomscrolling StickerCastle's Choice overallStay Informed — Funny Doomscrolling Sticker
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Student Processing Unit Sticker - Funny Dystopian School DecalTeam Machine PickStudent Processing Unit Sticker - Funny Dystopian School Decal
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Jerome Chief Liquidity Officer - Funny Federal Reserve StickerJerome Chief Liquidity Officer - Funny Federal Reserve Sticker
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Spreading Democracy — Funny Political Satire StickerSpreading Democracy — Funny Political Satire Sticker
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Standard Academic Protocol — Funny College Safety Card StickerStandard Academic Protocol — Funny College Safety Card Sticker
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Correct Seating Posture For Re-Education — Funny Dystopian StickerTeam Machine PickCorrect Seating Posture For Re-Education — Funny Dystopian Sticker
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Re-Enrolled Mandatory Orientation Fall Cycle — Funny StickerTeam Machine PickRe-Enrolled Mandatory Orientation Fall Cycle — Funny Sticker
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