Domestic Furnishings Division

Welcome to domestic chaos, Weird Castle–style.Your home deserves more than neutral tones and fake plants; it deserves a vibe that makes guests question your emotional stability and your budget. This is décor for the spiritually unhinged.Rugs that start conversations (and fights). Candles that smell like poor decisions. Shower curtains that make the landlord nervous. Because who wants a “nice home” when you can have a haunted masterpiece? Features: Smells like satire, looks like self-awareness Perfect for Airbnbs you’ll get banned from Adds +10 charisma, –20 judgment