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Everything in here can be handed to a person whose size you do not know. That is the entire admissions criterion, and it took us an embarrassingly long time to arrive at it.

Thinking about a shirt? Apparel is kept out of the Gift Shop deliberately, on the grounds that guessing a stranger's chest measurement is a gamble and we would rather you win. The 198 sized items live through in The Shirt Offensive and The War on Baldness, each with a measurement chart on the page. If you do not know the size, the same joke is almost always on a sticker or a mug in here.

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1 Monthly Listener Mug - Funny Indie Artist Coffee Cup#1 Best Seller in "why"1 Monthly Listener Mug - Funny Indie Artist Coffee Cup
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Active Choking Hazard Funny Warning Label StickerActive Choking Hazard Funny Warning Label Sticker
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Barely Holding It Together Mug — Funny Burnout Coffee CupTeam Human PickBarely Holding It Together Mug — Funny Burnout Coffee Cup
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Barely Holding It Together Sticker - Funny Burnout DecalTeam Human PickBarely Holding It Together Sticker - Funny Burnout Decal
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Basic Baphomet Sticker — Funny Goth Emotional Support Cup DecalBasic Baphomet Sticker — Funny Goth Emotional Support Cup Decal
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Become Ungovernable Raccoon Sticker — Funny Trash Panda MemeTeam Human PickBecome Ungovernable Raccoon Sticker — Funny Trash Panda Meme
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Bestiary of 3 AM Degeneracy — PosterBestiary of 3 AM Degeneracy — Poster
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Bite The Bullet Bubblegum — StickerBite The Bullet Bubblegum — Sticker
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Bone Vault Schematics - Funny Gothic Reliquary StickerBone Vault Schematics - Funny Gothic Reliquary Sticker
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Bone Vault Schematics Mug - Funny Medieval Reliquary CupBone Vault Schematics Mug - Funny Medieval Reliquary Cup
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Can I She/Them — MugCan I She/Them — Mug
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Can I She/Them — StickerCan I She/Them — Sticker
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Canned Fight-Or-Flight — Funny Possum Energy Drink StickerTeam Human PickCanned Fight-Or-Flight — Funny Possum Energy Drink Sticker
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Canned Fight-Or-Flight — MugCanned Fight-Or-Flight — Mug
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Cash 4 Ugly Souls Sticker — Funny Grim Reaper DecalCash 4 Ugly Souls Sticker — Funny Grim Reaper Decal
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Cellular Denial Crème Mug — Funny Anti-Aging Skincare CupCellular Denial Crème Mug — Funny Anti-Aging Skincare Cup
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Cellular Denial Crème — Funny Skincare Parody StickerCellular Denial Crème — Funny Skincare Parody Sticker
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Chronically Online Disaster Response, Incident #69420, Authorized Personnel Only — StickerTeam Human PickChronically Online Disaster Response, Incident #69420, Authorized Personnel Only — Sticker
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Citation Needed Sticker - Epistemological MaintenanceCitation Needed Sticker - Epistemological Maintenance
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Citation Needed Sticker — Funny Edit War Laptop DecalCitation Needed Sticker — Funny Edit War Laptop Decal
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Cone of Concern — Garden FlagCone of Concern — Garden Flag
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Confidence (Rx) Pill Bottle Sticker - Funny Tech Bro DecalConfidence (Rx) Pill Bottle Sticker - Funny Tech Bro Decal
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Confidence Rx Fake Prescription Mug — Funny Tech Bro GiftConfidence Rx Fake Prescription Mug — Funny Tech Bro Gift
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