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Gifts you can buy without knowing someone's size. Stickers, mugs, posters, doormats, garden flags and puzzles — nothing on this page needs a chest, waist or head measurement. T-shirts, hoodies and hats are stocked separately, each with a size chart on its own product page.

For someone who works in an office

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Office and work humour — stickers, mugs and a couple of prints.

Office of Strategic Narratives Sticker - Funny Government Decal — White Office of Strategic Narratives Sticker - Funny Gove... $4.99 Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified Funny Sticker — White Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified F... $4.99 Re-Assessed Stamp Sticker — Funny Bureaucratic Decal Re-Assessed Stamp Sticker — Funny Bureaucratic Decal $4.99 Continued Operations Prescription Mug — Funny Corporate Gift Continued Operations Prescription Mug — Funny Corpo... $21.99 Re-Enrolled Mandatory Orientation — Funny Dystopian Coffee Mug Re-Enrolled Mandatory Orientation — Funny Dystopian... $21.99 Correct Seating Posture Re-Education — Funny Office Mug Correct Seating Posture Re-Education — Funny Office... $21.99

For someone with dark humour about health

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Medical, dental and mortality jokes. Reliably too much for some people.

Polymer Pete Microplastics Sticker - Permanent Bloodstream Residency Polymer Pete Microplastics Sticker - Permanent Bloo... $4.99 Forever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate Joke — White Forever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate Joke $4.99 Tap To Continue Existing — Funny American Healthcare Sticker Tap To Continue Existing — Funny American Healthcar... $4.99 Ready For Curbside Pickup — Funny Existential Skeleton Mug Ready For Curbside Pickup — Funny Existential Skele... $21.99 Bone Vault Schematics Mug - Funny Medieval Reliquary Cup Bone Vault Schematics Mug - Funny Medieval Reliquar... $21.99 Cellular Denial Crème Mug — Funny Anti-Aging Skincare Cup Cellular Denial Crème Mug — Funny Skincare Parody Cup $21.99

For someone who is on the internet a lot

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Internet, meme and tech humour — for the person who sends you the links.

CHRONICALLY ONLINE DISASTER RESPONSE — INCIDENT #69420 — AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY — Sticker Chronically Online Disaster Response, Incident #694... $4.99 WIKIPEDIA ONGOING EVENTS DESK — SENIOR EDITOR STAFF — Sticker Wikipedia Ongoing Events Desk, Senior Editor Staff ... $4.99 Citation Needed Sticker — Funny Edit War Laptop Decal — White Citation Needed Sticker — Funny Edit War Laptop Decal $4.99 Senior Editor, Talk Page Disputes — Mug Senior Editor, Talk Page Disputes — Mug $21.99 1 Monthly Listener Mug - Funny Indie Artist Coffee Cup 1 Monthly Listener Mug - Funny Indie Artist Coffee Cup $21.99 Just A Quick Question On The Screen — Tip Screen Meme Mug Just A Quick Question On The Screen — Tip Screen Me... $21.99

For someone who has just moved in

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Doormats, garden flags, prints and puzzles — the larger gifts.

I Doxxed Earth Poster — Funny Voyager Golden Record Art I Doxxed Earth Poster — Funny Voyager Golden Record... $34.99 Native Species — Giant Frog vs Fighter Jet Poster Native Species — Giant Frog vs Fighter Jet Poster $34.99 Steamboat Spinal Cord — Creepy Retro Cartoon Poster Steamboat Spinal Cord — Creepy Retro Cartoon Poster $34.99

For someone with opinions about money

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Money, debt and finance humour — mostly stickers and mugs.

Inflation Engineer Sticker — Money Printer Go Brrr Decal — White Inflation Engineer Sticker — Money Printer Go Brrr ... $4.99 Processing Your Claim — Funny Social Security Skeleton Sticker Processing Your Claim — Funny Social Security Skele... $4.99 Retain Nothing Sticker - Funny Back To School Decal — White Retain Nothing Sticker - Funny Back To School Decal $4.99 Price Stability Achieved Mug — Funny Economics Inflation Cup Price Stability Achieved Mug — Funny Economics Infl... $21.99 Standard Academic Protocol — Funny College Student Survival Mug Standard Academic Protocol — Funny Student Survival... $21.99 Student Processing Unit Mug — Funny Dystopian Teacher Gift Student Processing Unit Mug — Funny Dystopian Teach... $21.99
Buying a shirt instead? We keep apparel off this page on purpose — guessing someone's size is the fastest way to ruin a gift. If you do know their size, t-shirts and hoodies and hats (362 items) each carry a measurement chart on the product page. If you don't, the same joke is usually on a sticker or a mug in here.
272 products
Funny America Runs On Slaughter horror movie parody coffee mug for slasher fans. America Runs On Slaughter Mug — Horror Movie Slasher Gift $21.99 A skeleton's bony hands aggressively grabbing two large orange pumpkins like breasts. Gourd Groping Sticker — Funny Skeleton Pumpkin Humor $4.99 A funny mashup mug featuring Tim Curry as Pennywise the clown grabbing Tim Curry as Frank N Furter. Curry On Curry Backstage Grope — Funny Mashup Mug $21.99 A funny coffee mug reading Diarrhea Thirst Quencher, a gag gift for marathon runners and endurance athletes. Diarrhea Thirst Quencher Mug — Funny Marathon Runner Gag Gift $21.99 A funny Diarrhea Thirst Quencher sports drink logo parody sticker for marathon runners. Diarrhea Thirst Quencher Sticker — Funny Marathon Runner Joke $4.99 A crude polaroid-style mashup sticker of Pennywise groping Dr. Frank-N-Furter backstage. Curry On Curry Backstage Grope — Tim Curry Mashup Sticker $4.99 Graphic of a bootleg Halloween Dracula mosquito character titled Genuine Blood Gentleman Genuine Blood Gentleman — Bootleg Dracula Mosquito Mug $21.99 Grainy classified intake photo of Elon Musk in tighty whities getting deported from Earth on a funny meme mug Elon Musk Alien Deportation Mug — Funny Tech CEO Meme Gift $21.99 Funny military satire coffee mug reading Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time. Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time — Funny Military Mug $21.99 Funny alien meme sticker showing a classified deportation photo of a tech billionaire in tighty-whities. Earth Deportation Photo — Funny Tech Billionaire Meme Sticker $4.99 A satirical political poster with the text Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time, making a joke about oil. Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time — Funny Satire Poster $34.99 A funny political sticker reading Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time, perfect for office humor. Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time Funny Oil Sticker $4.99 A funny military industrial complex meme mug featuring a tactical dowsing design about finding oil with heavy artillery. Tactical Dowsing — Military Industrial Complex Mug $21.99 Tactical Dowsing sticker featuring a grungy collage about military force and oil Tactical Dowsing Sticker — Funny Military Oil Meme Decal $4.99 CULT Athletics logo on a funny demonic workout sticker CULT Athletics Sticker — Funny Occult Workout Decal $4.99 A funny poster showing an aggressive out of office bear trap catching a notification. Aggressive OOO Bear Trap — Funny Out of Office Poster $34.99 Cult Athletics coffee mug with a funny demonic sports logo. CULT Athletics Mug — Funny Demonic Workout Coffee Cup $21.99 Cheerful Curses Funny Hex Coffee Mug Cheerful Curses Funny Hex Coffee Mug $21.99 Cheerful Curses Funny Goth Humor Sticker — White Cheerful Curses Funny Goth Humor Sticker $4.99 A novelty coffee mug featuring a spoof 5-Hour Energy label reading 5-Hour Felony. 5-Hour Felony Mug — Funny Energy Drink Spoof Gag Gift $21.99 5-Hour Felony parody energy drink logo sticker 5-Hour Felony Sticker — Funny Energy Drink Parody $4.99 100% Genuine Battle Freaks — Funny Bootleg Gaming Poster 100% Genuine Battle Freaks — Funny Bootleg Gaming Poster $34.99 TLDR Argument Settler Mug — Funny Internet Gag Gift TLDR Argument Settler Mug — Funny Internet Gag Gift $21.99 Flock Off Funny Anti-Surveillance Pigeon Mug Flock Off Funny Anti-Surveillance Pigeon Mug $21.99