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Gifts you can buy without knowing someone's size. Stickers, mugs, posters, doormats, garden flags and puzzles — nothing on this page needs a chest, waist or head measurement. T-shirts, hoodies and hats are stocked separately, each with a size chart on its own product page.

For someone who works in an office

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Office and work humour — stickers, mugs and a couple of prints.

Office of Strategic Narratives Sticker - Funny Government Decal — White Office of Strategic Narratives Sticker - Funny Gove... $4.99 Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified Funny Sticker — White Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified F... $4.99 Re-Assessed Stamp Sticker — Funny Bureaucratic Decal Re-Assessed Stamp Sticker — Funny Bureaucratic Decal $4.99 Continued Operations Prescription Mug — Funny Corporate Gift Continued Operations Prescription Mug — Funny Corpo... $21.99 Re-Enrolled Mandatory Orientation — Funny Dystopian Coffee Mug Re-Enrolled Mandatory Orientation — Funny Dystopian... $21.99 Correct Seating Posture Re-Education — Funny Office Mug Correct Seating Posture Re-Education — Funny Office... $21.99

For someone with dark humour about health

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Medical, dental and mortality jokes. Reliably too much for some people.

Polymer Pete Microplastics Sticker - Permanent Bloodstream Residency Polymer Pete Microplastics Sticker - Permanent Bloo... $4.99 Forever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate Joke — White Forever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate Joke $4.99 Tap To Continue Existing — Funny American Healthcare Sticker Tap To Continue Existing — Funny American Healthcar... $4.99 Ready For Curbside Pickup — Funny Existential Skeleton Mug Ready For Curbside Pickup — Funny Existential Skele... $21.99 Bone Vault Schematics Mug - Funny Medieval Reliquary Cup Bone Vault Schematics Mug - Funny Medieval Reliquar... $21.99 Cellular Denial Crème Mug — Funny Anti-Aging Skincare Cup Cellular Denial Crème Mug — Funny Skincare Parody Cup $21.99

For someone who is on the internet a lot

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Internet, meme and tech humour — for the person who sends you the links.

CHRONICALLY ONLINE DISASTER RESPONSE — INCIDENT #69420 — AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY — Sticker Chronically Online Disaster Response, Incident #694... $4.99 WIKIPEDIA ONGOING EVENTS DESK — SENIOR EDITOR STAFF — Sticker Wikipedia Ongoing Events Desk, Senior Editor Staff ... $4.99 Citation Needed Sticker — Funny Edit War Laptop Decal — White Citation Needed Sticker — Funny Edit War Laptop Decal $4.99 Senior Editor, Talk Page Disputes — Mug Senior Editor, Talk Page Disputes — Mug $21.99 1 Monthly Listener Mug - Funny Indie Artist Coffee Cup 1 Monthly Listener Mug - Funny Indie Artist Coffee Cup $21.99 Just A Quick Question On The Screen — Tip Screen Meme Mug Just A Quick Question On The Screen — Tip Screen Me... $21.99

For someone who has just moved in

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Doormats, garden flags, prints and puzzles — the larger gifts.

I Doxxed Earth Poster — Funny Voyager Golden Record Art I Doxxed Earth Poster — Funny Voyager Golden Record... $34.99 Native Species — Giant Frog vs Fighter Jet Poster Native Species — Giant Frog vs Fighter Jet Poster $34.99 Steamboat Spinal Cord — Creepy Retro Cartoon Poster Steamboat Spinal Cord — Creepy Retro Cartoon Poster $34.99

For someone with opinions about money

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Money, debt and finance humour — mostly stickers and mugs.

Inflation Engineer Sticker — Money Printer Go Brrr Decal — White Inflation Engineer Sticker — Money Printer Go Brrr ... $4.99 Processing Your Claim — Funny Social Security Skeleton Sticker Processing Your Claim — Funny Social Security Skele... $4.99 Retain Nothing Sticker - Funny Back To School Decal — White Retain Nothing Sticker - Funny Back To School Decal $4.99 Price Stability Achieved Mug — Funny Economics Inflation Cup Price Stability Achieved Mug — Funny Economics Infl... $21.99 Standard Academic Protocol — Funny College Student Survival Mug Standard Academic Protocol — Funny Student Survival... $21.99 Student Processing Unit Mug — Funny Dystopian Teacher Gift Student Processing Unit Mug — Funny Dystopian Teach... $21.99
Buying a shirt instead? We keep apparel off this page on purpose — guessing someone's size is the fastest way to ruin a gift. If you do know their size, t-shirts and hoodies and hats (362 items) each carry a measurement chart on the product page. If you don't, the same joke is usually on a sticker or a mug in here.
272 products
The Unpaid Domestic Decathlon — Funny Adulting Sticker — White The Unpaid Domestic Decathlon — Funny Adulting Sticker $4.99 Flock Off — Funny Anti-Surveillance Pigeon Sticker — White Flock Off — Funny Anti-Surveillance Pigeon Sticker $4.99 Flock Off Poster — Funny Anti-Surveillance Camera Wall Art Flock Off Poster — Funny Anti-Surveillance Camera Wall Art $34.99 Flock Off — Funny Birds Aren't Real Surveillance Sticker — White Flock Off Sticker — Funny Anti-Surveillance Camera Pigeon Decal $4.99 Flock Off Mug — Funny Birds Aren't Real Pigeon Conspiracy Gift Flock Off Mug — Funny Anti-Surveillance Camera Pigeon Gift $21.99 The Unpaid Domestic Decathlon Poster - Funny Mom Gift The Unpaid Domestic Decathlon Poster - Funny Mom Gift $34.99 Flock Off Poster — Anti Surveillance Bird Art Flock Off Poster — Anti Surveillance Bird Art $34.99 The Unpaid Domestic Decathlon — Funny Parenting Mug The Unpaid Domestic Decathlon — Funny Parenting Mug $21.99 Flock Off Surveillance Drone Crow Sticker — White Flock Off Surveillance Drone Crow Sticker $4.99 Flock Off Crow Mug — Birds Aren't Real Surveillance Gift Flock Off Crow Mug — Funny Anti-Surveillance Camera Gift $21.99 Term Limits Are For Mortals Sticker - Funny Political Eagle Gag — White Term Limits Are For Mortals Sticker - Funny Political Eagle Gag $4.99 The Commission Season 4 Mural Mug — Crowdsourced Internet Art The Commission Season 4 Mural Mug — Crowdsourced Internet Art $21.99 The Commission Season 4 Mural — Crowdsourced Internet Art Sticker — White The Commission Season 4 Mural — Crowdsourced Internet Art Sticker $4.99 Term Limits Are For Mortals Funny Political Meme Mug Term Limits Are For Mortals Funny Political Meme Mug $21.99 Wipe Your Feet Doormat — Creepy Funny Housewarming Gift Wipe Your Feet Doormat — Creepy Funny Housewarming Gift $69.99 Welcome-ish Funny Introvert Doormat Welcome-ish Funny Introvert Doormat $69.99 Lift Here — Funny Ominous Doormat Lift Here — Funny Ominous Doormat $69.99 You Made It Doormat — Funny Introvert Welcome Mat You Made It Doormat — Funny Introvert Welcome Mat $69.99 Inner Beauty Tapeworm Poster — Funny Parasite Wall Art Inner Beauty Tapeworm Poster — Funny Parasite Wall Art $34.99 Transylvanian Lick — Funny Dracula Bootleg Poster Transylvanian Lick — Funny Dracula Retro Poster $34.99 Tummy Ache Survivor Mug — Funny IBS Meme Coffee Cup Tummy Ache Survivor Mug — Funny IBS Meme Coffee Cup $21.99 Passive Income Poster — Funny Landlord Real Estate Art Passive Income Poster — Funny Landlord Real Estate Art $34.99 Critical Bravery Poster — Funny D&D RPG Gamer Wall Art Critical Bravery Poster — Funny Tabletop RPG Gamer Wall Art $34.99 HOA Spite Weed — Funny Lawn Care Sticker — White HOA Spite Weed — Funny Lawn Care Sticker $4.99