They have said “circling back” out loud and meant it. Or they have not, and this is a warning.

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Bones, teeth, organs, and the slow administrative process of being alive.

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They will explain the reference. You did not ask. It is happening anyway.

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Everything here hangs on a wall, greets a guest, or gets stepped on.

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Inflation, tuition, sportsbooks, and the confident tone of a man who has read one article.

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