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Everything in here can be handed to a person whose size you do not know. That is the entire admissions criterion, and it took us an embarrassingly long time to arrive at it.

Thinking about a shirt? Apparel is kept out of the Gift Shop deliberately, on the grounds that guessing a stranger's chest measurement is a gamble and we would rather you win. The 218 sized items live through in The Shirt Offensive and The War on Baldness, each with a measurement chart on the page. If you do not know the size, the same joke is almost always on a sticker or a mug in here.

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Re-Assessed Mug — Funny Bureaucratic Office Gag Gift#1 Best Seller in "why"Re-Assessed Mug — Funny Bureaucratic Office Gag Gift
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Real-Time Mortality Tracker — Funny Smartwatch Joke StickerCastle's Choice overallReal-Time Mortality Tracker — Funny Smartwatch Joke Sticker
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Forever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate JokeForever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate Joke
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Chronically Online Disaster Response, Incident #69420, Authorized Personnel Only — StickerTeam Human PickChronically Online Disaster Response, Incident #69420, Authorized Personnel Only — Sticker
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Barely Holding It Together Sticker - Funny Burnout DecalTeam Human PickBarely Holding It Together Sticker - Funny Burnout Decal
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Total Structural Failure — Funny Mental Breakdown StickerTeam Human PickTotal Structural Failure — Funny Mental Breakdown Sticker
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Literally Crushing It — Funny Corporate Burnout MugTeam Human PickLiterally Crushing It — Funny Corporate Burnout Mug
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Still Unpacking Sticker — Funny Mental Health Therapy DecalTeam Human PickStill Unpacking Sticker — Funny Mental Health Therapy Decal
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Team Player Pelican Sticker — Funny Office Burnout DecalTeam Player Pelican Sticker — Funny Office Burnout Decal
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Become Ungovernable Raccoon Sticker — Funny Trash Panda MemeTeam Human PickBecome Ungovernable Raccoon Sticker — Funny Trash Panda Meme
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Mandated Serenity — Funny Corporate Burnout MugTeam Machine PickMandated Serenity — Funny Corporate Burnout Mug
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Healthy Inflation Sticker - Funny Federal Reserve Money Printer DecalHealthy Inflation Sticker - Funny Federal Reserve Money Printer Decal
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Fully Grown Adult Sticker - Funny Millennial Existential DecalTeam Human PickFully Grown Adult Sticker - Funny Millennial Existential Decal
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