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Hats

For patriots, degenerates, and the dangerously overconfident. Whether you’re starting a movement or getting kicked out of Applebee’s, these hats do the talking — because you definitely shouldn’t. Features: Adjustable strap for all head sizes (and egos) Embroidered for permanence — because irony should last forever Works for cookouts, court dates, and covert ops

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Healthy Inflation Hat — Funny Federal Reserve Cap — Black Healthy Inflation Hat — Funny Federal Reserve Cap $37.99 Chief Liquidity Officer Hat — Funny Jerome Powell Meme Cap — Black Chief Liquidity Officer Hat — Funny Jerome Powell Meme Cap $37.99 Fully Grown Adult Hat — Funny Existential Dread Trucker Cap — Black Fully Grown Adult Hat — Funny Existential Dread Trucker Cap $37.99 Thoughts & Prayers Depleted Hat — Strategic Reserve Cap — Black Thoughts & Prayers Depleted Hat — Strategic Reserve Cap $37.99 Continuous Improvement Division Hat — Funny Corporate Cap — Black Continuous Improvement Division Hat — Funny Corporate Cap $37.99 Citation Needed Hat — Funny Fact Checker Trucker Cap — Black Citation Needed Hat — Funny Fact Checker Trucker Cap $37.99 Price Stability Achieved — Funny Inflation Hat — Black Price Stability Achieved — Funny Inflation Hat $37.99 Senior Editor, Talk Page Disputes — Hat — Black Senior Editor, Talk Page Disputes — Hat $37.99 Citation Needed Hat — Funny Wikipedia Editor Trucker Cap — Black Citation Needed Hat — Funny Fact-Check Editor Trucker Cap $37.99 Wikipedia Ongoing Events Desk, Senior Editor Staff — Hat — Black Wikipedia Ongoing Events Desk, Senior Editor Staff — Hat $37.99 CHRONICALLY ONLINE DISASTER RESPONSE — INCIDENT #69420 — AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY — Cap — Black CHRONICALLY ONLINE DISASTER RESPONSE — INCIDENT #69420 — AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY — Cap $37.99 Registered Emotional Support Hellhound Hat — Funny Dog Cap — Black Registered Emotional Support Hellhound Hat — Funny Dog Cap $39.99 The 25-Year Glitch Hat — Funny 25th Birthday Cap — Black The 25-Year Glitch Hat — Funny 25th Birthday Cap $37.99 Daddy's Lil Squirter Hat — Funny Whale Pun Cap — Black Daddy's Lil Squirter Hat — Funny Whale Pun Cap $37.99 Unintelligible For My Own Safety Hat — Funny Frog Cap — White Unintelligible For My Own Safety Hat — Funny Frog Cap $37.99 The Prince Albert Drive-Thru Hat - Funny Y2K Piercing — White The Prince Albert Drive-Thru Hat - Funny Y2K Piercing $37.99 Can I She/Them Hat — Funny Pronoun Joke Cap — White Can I She/Them Hat — Funny Pronoun Joke Cap $37.99 Oral History Department Hat — Funny Academic Joke Cap — White Oral History Department Hat — Funny Academic Joke Cap $37.99 Please Be Patient I Took Acetaminophen Hat — Funny Medicated Structured Cap — Black Please Be Patient I Took Acetaminophen Hat — Funny Medicated Structured Cap $39.99 Two Wars, Zero Service — The Civil War Veteran Hat Bundle Two Wars, Zero Service — The Civil War Veteran Hat Bundle $64.00