Weird Castle

Gift shop

Gifts you can buy without knowing someone's size. Stickers, mugs, posters, doormats, garden flags and puzzles — nothing on this page needs a chest, waist or head measurement. T-shirts, hoodies and hats are stocked separately, each with a size chart on its own product page.

Buying a shirt instead? We keep apparel off this page on purpose — guessing someone's size is the fastest way to ruin a gift. If you do know their size, t-shirts and hoodies and hats (362 items) each carry a measurement chart on the product page. If you don't, the same joke is usually on a sticker or a mug in here.

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