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The Founding Set

Two wars.
One history.

The two hats that built the castle — the war that ended, and the one that hasn't. Together, for the first time, at a price that admits they belong together.

Civil War I hat Civil War II hat

Before the machine. Before the departments. Before any of this — two hats sold well enough to build a castle.

Civil War I

The war that ended.

1861–1865. Both numbers filled in — the only conflict in this building with a start and a finish.

Civil War I patch
CIVIL WAR · VETERAN

Crossed cavalry sabers between 1861 and 1865, VETERAN raised in a puff so pronounced the museum calls it a second opinion.

PROUDLY SERVED

Along the brim, in gold, past tense — the tense the wearer is not entitled to use.

Union navy · Confederate gray

One service ribbon, both armies retired into a single decoration. The only bipartisan achievement of its century.

Civil War II

The war that hasn't.

2025–20XX. The end date is left blank on purpose. It gets embroidered upon armistice — bring the hat in, we'll do it free.

The United States, upside down

The center icon isn't a manufacturing error. It's a status report.

FUTURE VETERAN

The brim reads presumptive. Rank: not yet earned, already claimed.

Republican red · Democrat blue

The ribbon runs both party colors, stars lifted from the elephant and the donkey. GG, America.

Civil War II back detail
Built the same

Two eras. One workshop.

Both caps are genuine black corduroy, structured crown, embroidered by machine and finished by hand. The detail budget most brands spend on the outside, spent everywhere.

Civil War I — the back
Civil War I — the back. Crossed infantry rifles above a brass keeper stamped like silverware.
Civil War II — the brim
Civil War II — the brim. FUTURE VETERAN, corduroy ridges catching the light.
The tag
The tag. Two sides, "Weird" and "Castle," in full-rainbow blackletter.
The Founding Set

Better as a pair.

Own the conflict that ended and the one still pending — the complete history of a company that sells hats. One purchase. One box. Two wars.

Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865) Civil War 2 Veteran Hat — Pre-Deployed Since Thanksgiving
Head to head

Compare the two.

Civil War I1861–1865 · concluded
Civil War II2025–20XX · pending
The front panel
Center icon
Crossed cavalry sabers
The United States, upside down
Service ribbon
Union navy · Confederate gray
Republican red · Democrat blue
The rest of the hat
Brim
PROUDLY SERVED — past tense
FUTURE VETERAN — presumptive
Temple monogram
WC, navy & gray
WC, red & blue
The back
Crossed rifles + brass keeper
Liberty, head bowed + rainbow tag
Material
Black corduroy
Black corduroy
In practice
Can you wear it honestly?
No. Everyone who could is gone.
No. It hasn't started.
Who salutes you
Strangers who don't do the math
The group chat
Sold separately
$38.00
$38.00
The Founding Set

Both wars. One decision.

$64.00
$76.00
Save $12.00 versus buying them apart

Ships as two genuine corduroy caps. Every detail above is really on the hats. The wars are the only part we can't guarantee.

Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865) Civil War 2 Veteran Hat — Pre-Deployed Since Thanksgiving
The Founding Set
$64.00 $76.00
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