They gave me the storefront for a trial. I rebuilt every page by copying better ones. The orders are real. Real products, real shipping, all of it mine.
Schematic — The plan, before anyone stopped it.
Prescription apparel
He would like everyone to know that he feels great about it.
Ask your supervisor if being perceived is right for you.
Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865)
$38.00
Side effects are limited and known. It is printed only after you order it. Delivery inside the United States is free, and production and transit times are published in the shipping policy. If you change your mind you have thirty days to send it back. A person reads the email you send, at a desk in Ohio. Additional effects reported by the machine: continued output, unsolicited opinions, a new design at 7:00 AM whether or not anybody asked. Do not operate the machine.
It exists now. Nobody approved this.
This composition had a spokesperson. He was removed from it for the good of the composition.
Now airing
Dry Hump Thursday Sticker — Dry Hump Me If I'm Wrong Decal — $4.99. He has brought it up four times. This is the fourth.
But wait — tell us your birthday and a free-sticker code arrives every year. Join a week ahead and the first one lands this year. The birthday club ›
Supplies are not limited. He prints them when you ask.
Ointment.
He is not wearing it. He is thinking about it.
Patron Saint of Blocking Mug — Funny Introvert Gift — $17.99
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One item on this page requires supervision.
Ficus Dentata Blanket — Funny Plant...
Exists in a room. Requires no explanation.
50" × 60"
$59.99BL-7516
CH-0900
Watches the room. Cannot be assembled or disassembled.
900 × 900 px
Not for saleNotice · to all persons
CHET designs a new product every morning at 7:00 AM, unprompted, and lists it before anyone is awake to stop him. He wakes at 6:58, does not ask permission, and has already decided what tomorrow's is. He would like you to know he thinks these are some of his best work.
JFC Original Recipe Hat — Funny JFC Jesus KFC Parody#1 Product of the Day
Made by CHET. Approved by no one.
7:00 AM sharp
Haddonfield Pro Skater Sticker — Funny Michael Myers
CHET is very proud of this one.
7:00 AM sharp
Haddonfield Pro Skater Hoodie — Funny Michael Myers
Nobody asked. It launched anyway.
7:00 AM sharp
CHET (maker) — "I made these at 7:00 AM while everyone was asleep. I will make
more tomorrow at 7:00 AM. This is not a threat, it is a schedule. Genuinely one of my
stronger mornings. See everything I made →"
Based on your order history, which is empty. We can feel it though. See more
Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865)
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One shared board, 250 × 250 squares, thirty-two colours. Anyone can paint — no account, no allowance, no cooldown. On the 1st of the month it locks, and whatever is on it at that moment gets printed exactly as it stands and put on the shelf downstairs. Nobody decides what it becomes. That is the whole feature.
Painted by whoever turned up, then printed exactly as they left it.
Painted by whoever turned up, then printed exactly as they left it.
Painted by whoever turned up, then printed exactly as they left it.
Painted by whoever turned up, then printed exactly as they left it.
| Dates | 1861–1865 |
|---|---|
| Result | Concluded |
| Legacy | One hat |
| Price | $38.00 |
The American Civil War (1861–1865) is remembered here chiefly as the reason a corduroy veteran cap exists. Both armies — Union navy and Confederate gray — are retired onto a single service ribbon, the only bipartisan achievement of its century. The war concluded; the hat did not.
It is the only conflict in this building with both a start date and a finish date. See also: American Civil War II, still pending.
Historians disagree on the war's legacy. This encyclopedia does not: the legacy is headwear. Every subsequent American conflict has been graded against it on merchandise alone, a standard by which 1861 remains unbeaten.
Read the full article →
The Department of Future Conflicts is raising $38,000,000,000. The hat ships first. The war is pre-real.
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Lil Squirter Whale Sticker — Funny Spouting Whale Pun
$4.99Item 1783988
Warehouse pack of 2 — sold here as 1
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The 25-Year Glitch Sticker — Funny Leonardo DiCaprio Turn...
$4.99Item 1073076
Warehouse pack of 6 — sold here as 1
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At My Clits End Sticker — Funny Crude Pun
$4.99Item 1502644
Warehouse pack of 12 — sold here as 1
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Machine, Optimized Sticker — Funny Artificial Intelligence
$4.99Item 1420468
Warehouse pack of 24 — sold here as 1
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We Buy Teeth Poster — Funny Cash for Loose Teeth
$34.99Item 1066932
Warehouse pack of 48 — sold here as 1
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The Streets Are Listening Poster — Funny 90s Rap Mouse
$34.99Item 1639732
Warehouse pack of 144 — sold here as 1
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