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Aug 18
you have been pre-deployed since thanksgiving. i asked which side. you said 'the family' - w4m (my mother's driveway) pic
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Aug 18
you told me you were still processing. your shirt had already said it - m4w (dmv, seat 14) pic
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Aug 18
we both reached for the last can. you flinched first. i have never respected anyone more - m4m (exit 32, the gas station) pic
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Aug 18
you were the only other person watching the televisions in the window. neither of us moved for eleven minutes - m4w (appliance store)
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Aug 17
you asked me for a source. i did not have one. you were right and i have not recovered - w4m (trivia night, back table) pic
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Aug 17
you: reading your own mug at 6:40 am. me: also reading your mug - w4m (the break room) pic
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Aug 17
your shirt said i may rest now. i went home. i did not rest - m4w (second floor, open plan) pic
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Aug 17
you painted the left eye. i painted the right eye. we never spoke and it came out wrong - w4m (season two)
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Aug 16
you looked at the frog for four minutes. i looked at you for four minutes - w4m (a hallway with one poster in it) pic
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Aug 16
someone put a whale on the bumper of a car that was not theirs. if that was you, i understand - m4w (long-term parking) pic
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Aug 16
we were in the same re-education line. you were retaining nothing. it looked like peace - m4w (the annex)
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Aug 16
you said prices were stable. the sign behind you disagreed. you did not blink - w4m (aisle 7) pic
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Aug 15
your watch was counting down and you would not tell me to what - w4m (treadmill 3) pic
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Aug 15
you were sorting the basement. you said everything must go. i went - m4m (floor -2)
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Aug 15
you wore the shirt of a band with one listener. i am the other listener - w4m (the hallway they call a record store) pic
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Aug 14
you work the shift that starts at 7:00 am. i have been trying to get on that shift since march - m4w (the loading door)
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Aug 14
you picked up the same hat eight times and put it down eight times. buy the hat - w4m (floor -2, the wall) pic
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Aug 14
we met in the archive. you were three floors down and forty years back - m4w (the vault)
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Aug 13
you introduced yourself as customer service. you were not customer service. you helped anyway - w4m (forty-one minutes on hold)
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Aug 13
you were reading the letter out loud to nobody. i was the nobody - m4w (the lobby, after hours)
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Aug 13
you said hello in a channel with forty-seven people in it. i was the only one who answered - m4m (#announcements)
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Aug 12
you alphabetised the sticker rack. i undid it, slowly, out of love. i am sorry - w4m (by the door) pic
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Aug 12
you are in the staff photograph and i cannot work out which one you are - m4w (the corridor of frames)
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Aug 12
you told me the woodchipper took gold. you never said in what - m4m (a shed at the county line) pic
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Aug 11
you filed a form about me. it was thorough and it was fair. i have read it four times - w4m (window 3)
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Aug 11
you glitched at twenty-five and came out the other side fine. tell me how - w4m (the birthday aisle) pic
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Aug 10
you told me the story twice and it was different both times. i believed the second one - m4w (the canteen) pic
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Aug 10
everyone at the reenactment had wool. you had a t-shirt. you were the only comfortable man on that field - w4m (the field, saturday)
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