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Hats

For patriots, degenerates, and the dangerously overconfident. Whether you’re starting a movement or getting kicked out of Applebee’s, these hats do the talking — because you definitely shouldn’t. Features: Adjustable strap for all head sizes (and egos) Embroidered for permanence — because irony should last forever Works for cookouts, court dates, and covert ops

15 products
Funny Civil War veteran hat: black cap with a gold "Civil War Veteran 1861–1865" patch and "Proudly Served" on the brim Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865) $38.00 Funny Civil War 2 veteran hat: black cap with a gold "Civil War 2 · 2025–20XX · GG America" patch and "Future Veteran" brim Civil War 2 Veteran Hat — Pre-Deployed Since Thanksgiving $38.00 Lacoste-style alligator in a ski mask biting a crowbar under bold arched lettering, on a hat — Black Number One Luxury Reptile Crime Hat — Funny Lacoste Parody $39.99 Lacoste-style alligator in a ski mask biting a crowbar under bold arched lettering, on a hat — Black Number One Luxury Reptile Crime Corduroy Hat — Funny Lacoste Parody $39.99 Giant frog tongue-snatching an attack helicopter out of the sky, labeled NATIVE SPECIES, on a hat — Black Native Species Hat — Funny Giant Frog vs Attack Helicopter $37.99 I Doxxed Earth Hat — Funny Voyager Space Cap — Black I Doxxed Earth Hat — Funny Voyager Space Cap $37.99 Garage wax tin of green toothpaste labeled EXPOSED BONE POLISH with a shop rag, on a hat — Black Exposed Bone Polish Hat — Funny Dental Trucker Cap $37.99 Rainbow donkey pinata labeled AWAITING BLUNT TRAUMA, on a hat — Black Festive Beating Receptacle Piñata Hat — Funny Burnout Trucker Cap $37.99 Registered Emotional Support Hellhound Hat — Funny Cerberus — White Registered Emotional Support Hellhound Hat — Funny Cerberus $39.99 The 25-Year Glitch Hat — Funny Leonardo DiCaprio Turning 25 Meme — Black The 25-Year Glitch Hat — Funny Leonardo DiCaprio Turning 25 Meme $37.99 Cartoon whale in sailor hat and boxers with a water pistol, spouting a cheeky whale pun, on a hat — Black Lil Squirter Whale Hat — Funny Spouting Whale Pun $37.99 Unintelligible For My Own Safety Hat — Funny Frog Cap — Black Unintelligible For My Own Safety Hat — Funny Frog Cap $37.99 The Prince Albert Drive-Thru Hat — Funny White Castle Parody — Black The Prince Albert Drive-Thru Hat — Funny White Castle Parody $37.99 Can I She/Them Hat — Funny Pronoun Joke Cap — Black Can I She/Them Hat — Funny Pronoun Joke Cap $37.99 Both funny Civil War veteran hats: the "Civil War Veteran 1861–1865" cap and the "Civil War 2 GG America" cap Two Wars, Zero Service — The Civil War Veteran Hat Bundle $64.00