This is not a cute outfit. This is a disclosure garment.

Trump said Tylenol causes autism. Your mom took Tylenol. The result? You.

Now the world doesn’t have to guess. With this onesie, you are immediately identified as a Tylenol Baby—no paperwork, no awkward pediatric conversations, no confusion at the daycare drop-off.

It’s not just clothing—it’s a compliance tool for social interaction.

Everyone who sees it knows:

• This baby requires patience.

• This baby’s brain development may not meet federal guidelines.

• This baby came with a warning label, and you’re looking at it.

Let’s be honest — you didn’t plan this.

But the government says congrats anyway.

This onesie turns your little chaos gremlin into exactly what they are: the cutest deduction you’ll ever claim. Whether they’re drooling on the W-2s or screaming during your Zoom audit, they’re technically saving you money just by existing.

Born in January? That’s a long-term investment.

Born in December? Peak efficiency.

Details

• Soft cotton onesie with envelope neck and bottom snaps
• Printed with “World’s Cutest Tax Deduction” — because truth counts
• Available in 0–24M sizes — from fresh write-offs to seasoned expenses
• Unisex fit for babies of all financial backgrounds
• DTG printed for long-lasting laughs (and receipts)
• Ideal for baby showers, holiday announcements, or casual IRS flexing

Description
Shopping for someone unhinged but lovable? Skip the guesswork. A Weird Castle Gift Card is the skeleton key to cursed hats, stickers with issues, and regrets disguised as apparel.

Features

• Available in multiple denominations

• Delivered instantly by email

• Includes easy redemption instructions

• No extra processing fees

• Never expires (unlike our patience)

Specifications

• Type: Digital gift card

• Delivery: Instant email

• Denominations: Multiple values available

• Expiration: None

• Redemption: Online at Weird Castle

• Fees: Zero, zilch, nada

Finally, baby clothes that tell the truth.

The Made in Vachina Onesie is for parents who understand that sometimes, honesty is the best policy. Made with soft cotton and even softer shame, this onesie is the perfect blend of comfort and chaos — ideal for baby showers, family photos, or making the in-laws deeply uncomfortable.

Cute, comfy, and guaranteed to ruin at least one wholesome Instagram caption.

Details

– 100% soft cotton (for delicate skin and dark humor)

– Snap-button bottom for easy diaper changes and punchline delivery

– Machine washable for when baby spits up on your bad decisions

– Perfect gag gift for baby showers, new parents, or stand-up comedians with offspring

– Black with white barcode print — because this joke’s about manufacturing

Finally, a pacifier that says, “My baby’s ready for NASCAR.”

The Hillbilly Baby Pacifier is a comedy classic in baby form. Complete with a set of charmingly crooked teeth, this bad boy transforms your little angel into the poster child for questionable genetics. Whether you’re showing up to a baby shower, trolling your in-laws, or just want your newborn to make their comedy debut early — this pacifier delivers.

Made of safe, soft silicone and built for laughs, it’s the perfect mix of practical and unholy.

Details

– Made from food-grade silicone (safe, hilarious, and weirdly realistic)

– Perfect for baby showers, gag gifts, or cursed photo ops

– Fits standard newborn to toddler mouths

– Easy to clean (unlike your life choices)

– Guaranteed to horrify at least one family member

For the confident baby who knows their limits.

The Feelin’ Cute Might Shit Myself Later bodysuit is an adorable (and brutally honest) outfit for your little ticking time bomb. It’s soft, breathable, and designed for parents who’ve accepted that style and chaos can coexist.

Perfect for baby showers, photoshoots, or any time you want to warn loved ones what’s coming next.

Details

– 100% cotton comfort for sensitive skin and bold statements

– Three-snap bottom for fast disaster response

– Long sleeve for warmth and drama

– High-quality print that survives endless blowouts

– Ideal gag gift for new parents or the dangerously sleep-deprived

Your baby can’t vote yet — but they can protest.

The I Only Cry When Democrats Hold Me bodysuit is the perfect conversation starter for family gatherings, political debates, or Thanksgiving meltdowns. Soft cotton comfort for the baby, existential discomfort for everyone else.

Whether you’re gifting it ironically or proudly, it’s the perfect mix of chaos and cuddles. Guaranteed to make someone at brunch uncomfortable — which is exactly the point.

Details

– 100% cotton, because your baby deserves premium political satire

– Three-snap closure for quick changes during campaign blowouts

– Printed bold white text on red (like a tiny protest sign)

– Great gag gift for baby showers, gender reveals, or Fox News watch parties

– Machine washable (for when things get messy, politically or otherwise)