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Feet Command

From desk to disaster, Feet Command has you covered.Our socks were designed for those who lead with confidence and questionable hygiene. Slip them on, and suddenly every hallway is a runway for your delusions. Features: Soft cotton blend, maximum authority Reinforced heel for power stances Designed to disappear in the dryer and reappear in conversation

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