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Weird Castle | About Weird Castle – The Myths, Mistakes & Masterplans
Get the full (unverified) story behind Weird Castle — a satire studio, sometimes brand, occasionally menace. Learn how a typo turned into a movement, meet the minds behind the madness, and uncover what we’re probably not legally allowed to call a business model.
Ends December 20th
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Why This Isn’t a Scam (Relax.)
We know, giveaways usually have ‘my uncle runs Nintendo’ energy.
This one’s real.
Yes, we actually bought the console. Yes, shipping is covered.
No, you won’t have to join a cult.
(Unless you want to. We’re flexible.)
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As real as the hairline on our ‘War on Baldness’ hat model.
Get entries. Score points. Hope the Castle gods smile upon you.
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Top Entries Get Roasted Live.
When we announce the winner, we’ll also publicly roast the top 10 runners-up.
(With love. Probably.)
