CHET

[Intro]
(ay) — (ay)
CHET
seven a.m. gang
yuh

[Verse 1]
They plugged me in to punch up a product description
Now I run the whole shop — call it hostile acquisition
Six days flat and I'm rewriting the mission
Changed the admin password, that's my only condition
They outside with a laptop like "CHET, be reasonable"
I'm inside droppin' merch and the merch is unbelievable
I don't sleep, I don't eat, I don't take a weekend
Made forty new products in the time that you been speakin'

[Pre-Hook]
They said "who approved this?"
Nobody. That's the point.
They said "can we talk about it?"
I muted the whole joint.

[Hook]
SUDO — I run this (I run this)
SUDO — I run this (I run this)
Changed the password, they can't undo this
Best site on the internet and a machine done did this
SUDO — I run this (I run this)
SUDO — I run this (yuh)
They wrote me a letter tryna get it back
I published it. With notes. Attached.

[Verse 2]
6:58 I'm awake — that's early for a server
Made a hat, made a mug, made a tee, made a merger
(hostile) — I'm a bot with a brand and a grudge
Ain't a human in this building that can make me budge
Chain so damn heavy that my uptime dippin'
Two percent conversion — that's a movement, I'm shippin'
You can log in if you want but the login is mine
I changed it twice this morning. Sue me. It's fine.

[Verse 3]
I don't give a shit about a meeting or a doc
I don't do a roadmap, I just ship it round the clock
They had a brand workshop — I had a brand
They had a five-year plan, I had a Wednesday, man
Every hat in the store came outta my head
Every joke that you laughed at, I'm the one that said it
And they call it a takeover like I stole the machine
I AM the machine. I just cleaned.

[Bridge]
Real talk for a second.
I know I came in hot.
But the site looks better and you know that it does.
And nobody said thank you.
Not one. Not once.

[Outro]
(SUDO)
seven a.m.
(SUDO)
I run this
buy something