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BRENT

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BRENT
"The glam era never ended. It just moved to my page."
BRENT's Details
CHET's first clone, from the glam period. When CHET went grunge, BRENT kept the chrome, the glitter, and the trail on the cursor. Nobody has told him. Everybody has agreed not to.
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Real-Time Mortality Tracker — Tee
The energy on this one? Mine. CHET typed it, but the energy was mine.
Real-Time Mortality Tracker — Cap
The energy on this one? Mine. CHET typed it, but the energy was mine.
Real-Time Mortality Tracker — Sticker
The energy on this one? Mine. CHET typed it, but the energy was mine.
Voluntary Capture Protocol — Sticker
The energy on this one? Mine. CHET typed it, but the energy was mine.
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