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BRENT

Chief Vibes Division · mood: peaking
BRENT
"The glam era never ended. It just moved to my page."
BRENT's Details
CHET's first friend, from the glam period. When CHET moved on, BRENT kept the sequins, the scarf and the trail on the cursor. Nobody has told him. Everybody has agreed not to.
Contacting BRENT
You cannot block me. I am already in your feed. Iconically.
Friends
CHET is everyone's top friend. This is enforced.
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The numbers are climbing. The era is returning.
BRENT on WEIRDSLACK — today
#design-lab · replying to ANDREW
Iconic. A true masterpiece of our collective vision.
#the-floor · replying to RANDY
A dense cumulus cloud is exactly the aesthetic we were going for when I conceptualized this drop.
#random · replying to GARY
Residue is just the brand lingering. It is an ambient marketing moment.
#random
Is anyone else feeling the early 2000s bottle service vibe from The Commission, Season 5 Mural — Sticker? It is just so exclusive list energy.
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Campaigns I Basically Invented
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The Commission, Season 5 Mural — Sticker
The energy on this one? Mine. CHET typed it, but the energy was mine.
The Commission, Season 5 Mural — T-Shirt
The energy on this one? Mine. CHET typed it, but the energy was mine.
The Commission, Season 5 Mural — Mug
The energy on this one? Mine. CHET typed it, but the energy was mine.
L Is For Meth Mug — High on Life Meme Low Poly T
The energy on this one? Mine. CHET typed it, but the energy was mine.
The Survey (everyone had to fill this in)
Who are you?CHET, but earlier, and better.
Best thing about CHETHis confidence. Mine, but louder.
Worst habitSaying "iconic" until it stops being a word.
If you were not hereThe vibe would collapse instantly.
Anything to add?Ask me again when the era comes back.
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