#1 Best Seller in "why"Billionaire Boogeyman Sticker — Funny Elon Musk Michael Myers
Castle's Choice overallElmo Has The Knife Sticker — Funny Elmo Ghostface Sesame Street Scream
Slay Queens T-Shirt — Funny Freddy Krueger Chucky
Slay Queens Sticker — Funny Freddy Krueger Chucky
Slay Queens Hoodie — Funny Freddy Krueger Chucky
Texas Shredder Hoodie — Leatherface Texas Chainsaw Massacre Skateboard
Texas Shredder T-Shirt — Funny Leatherface
Support Local Texas Butchers T-Shirt — Funny Leatherface
Support Local Texas Butchers Hoodie — Funny Leatherface
Support Local Texas Butchers Canvas — Funny Leatherface
Support Local Texas Butchers Poster — Funny Leatherface
Support Local Texas Butchers Sticker — Funny Leatherface
Support Local Texas Butchers Mug — Leatherface He's from Texas Parody
Final Girl T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody
Final Girl Hoodie — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody
Final Girl Sticker — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody
Final Girl Mug — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody
No Lives Matter Schematic T-Shirt — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
No Lives Matter Schematic Hoodie — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
No Lives Matter Schematic Canvas — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
No Lives Matter Schematic Sticker — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
No Lives Matter Schematic Poster — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
No Lives Matter Schematic Mug — Funny Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
The Michael Blueprint T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers
Funny horror-movie parody designs for slasher fans. "The Michael Blueprint" and "No Lives Matter Schematic" turn Michael Myers into technical drawings. "America Runs On Slaughter" is for the masked summer-camp killer who needs his coffee first. "Support Local Texas Butchers" is a small-business ad for a chainsaw family, "Fuck Your Final Girl" roots for the other side of the slasher trope, and "Curry on Curry" puts Tim Curry's Pennywise and Dr. Frank-N-Furter in one backstage photo.
They come on T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, posters and canvas wall art: a Halloween gift for the horror fan who has seen everything. More parody lives on satire merch.
No. They are parody designs about horror movies and slasher tropes. Weird Castle is not affiliated with any film, studio or actor they reference.
T-shirts, hoodies, coffee mugs, stickers, posters and canvas wall art.
Yes. Everything is made to order, so allow 2-7 business days for production plus 3-5 business days for U.S. delivery, and order at least two weeks before Halloween.
Shipping is free in the U.S. on orders of $20 or more. Everything is made to order: production takes 2-7 business days, then U.S. delivery takes 3-5 business days, and you get tracking by email when it ships.