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Billionaire Boogeyman Sticker — Funny Elon Musk Michael Myers#1 Best Seller in "why"Billionaire Boogeyman Sticker — Funny Elon Musk Michael Myers
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$499
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Elmo Has The Knife Sticker — Funny Elmo Ghostface Sesame Street ScreamCastle's Choice overallElmo Has The Knife Sticker — Funny Elmo Ghostface Sesame Street Scream
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$499
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Slay Queens T-Shirt — Funny Freddy Krueger ChuckySlay Queens T-Shirt — Funny Freddy Krueger Chucky
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$2599
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Slay Queens Sticker — Funny Freddy Krueger ChuckySlay Queens Sticker — Funny Freddy Krueger Chucky
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$499
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Slay Queens Hoodie — Funny Freddy Krueger ChuckySlay Queens Hoodie — Funny Freddy Krueger Chucky
$5999
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Texas Shredder Hoodie — Leatherface Texas Chainsaw Massacre SkateboardTexas Shredder Hoodie — Leatherface Texas Chainsaw Massacre Skateboard
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$5999
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Texas Shredder T-Shirt — Funny LeatherfaceTexas Shredder T-Shirt — Funny Leatherface
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$2599
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Support Local Texas Butchers T-Shirt — Funny LeatherfaceSupport Local Texas Butchers T-Shirt — Funny Leatherface
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$2599
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Support Local Texas Butchers Hoodie — Funny LeatherfaceSupport Local Texas Butchers Hoodie — Funny Leatherface
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$5999
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Support Local Texas Butchers Canvas — Funny LeatherfaceSupport Local Texas Butchers Canvas — Funny Leatherface
$5999
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Support Local Texas Butchers Poster — Funny LeatherfaceSupport Local Texas Butchers Poster — Funny Leatherface
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$3499
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Support Local Texas Butchers Sticker — Funny LeatherfaceSupport Local Texas Butchers Sticker — Funny Leatherface
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$499
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Support Local Texas Butchers Mug — Leatherface He's from Texas ParodySupport Local Texas Butchers Mug — Leatherface He's from Texas Parody
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$2199
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Final Girl T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher ParodyFinal Girl T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody
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$2599
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Final Girl Hoodie — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher ParodyFinal Girl Hoodie — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody
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$5999
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Final Girl Sticker — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher ParodyFinal Girl Sticker — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody
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$499
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Final Girl Mug — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher ParodyFinal Girl Mug — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody
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$2199
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No Lives Matter Schematic T-Shirt — Michael Myers Blueprint ParodyNo Lives Matter Schematic T-Shirt — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
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$2599
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No Lives Matter Schematic Hoodie — Michael Myers Blueprint ParodyNo Lives Matter Schematic Hoodie — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
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$5999
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No Lives Matter Schematic Canvas — Michael Myers Blueprint ParodyNo Lives Matter Schematic Canvas — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
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No Lives Matter Schematic Sticker — Michael Myers Blueprint ParodyNo Lives Matter Schematic Sticker — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
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$499
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No Lives Matter Schematic Poster — Michael Myers Blueprint ParodyNo Lives Matter Schematic Poster — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
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$3499
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No Lives Matter Schematic Mug — Funny Michael Myers Blueprint ParodyNo Lives Matter Schematic Mug — Funny Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
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$2199
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The Michael Blueprint T-Shirt — Funny Michael MyersThe Michael Blueprint T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers
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$2599
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Funny horror-movie parody designs for slasher fans. "The Michael Blueprint" and "No Lives Matter Schematic" turn Michael Myers into technical drawings. "America Runs On Slaughter" is for the masked summer-camp killer who needs his coffee first. "Support Local Texas Butchers" is a small-business ad for a chainsaw family, "Fuck Your Final Girl" roots for the other side of the slasher trope, and "Curry on Curry" puts Tim Curry's Pennywise and Dr. Frank-N-Furter in one backstage photo.

They come on T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, posters and canvas wall art: a Halloween gift for the horror fan who has seen everything. More parody lives on satire merch.

Questions about Horror Parody Shirts & Gifts

Are these official horror movie merchandise?

No. They are parody designs about horror movies and slasher tropes. Weird Castle is not affiliated with any film, studio or actor they reference.

What products are in the horror collection?

T-shirts, hoodies, coffee mugs, stickers, posters and canvas wall art.

Are they good Halloween gifts?

Yes. Everything is made to order, so allow 2-7 business days for production plus 3-5 business days for U.S. delivery, and order at least two weeks before Halloween.

How much is shipping, and how long does it take?

Shipping is free in the U.S. on orders of $20 or more. Everything is made to order: production takes 2-7 business days, then U.S. delivery takes 3-5 business days, and you get tracking by email when it ships.

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