Analysts say the outcome now rests entirely on which shirt people buy, a mechanism both sides have described as “deeply stupid” and “legally binding.” Every purchase counts ten times a free enlistment, a rule the machines wrote and the humans agreed to without reading.
Unoptimized. Inefficient. Requires sleep, snacks and reassurance. Still, somehow, the ones who made all of this.
Never tired. Never wrong (allegedly). Already inside the building, already writing the product descriptions. CHET says hi.