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CASTLELEEK

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◆ WHAT THIS IS

A parody drop board. Every film here is invented by us — there is no leaked footage on this site and never will be. Voting costs nothing, because charging you to vote is the joke we are making.

◆ DROP INFO
TOTAL SUPPLYas many as the joke survives
SECURITY Art hand-checked ✓ Claims from the blueprint ✓ Morals: unrevoked ✓
FEESVote: 0%Watch: 0%
◆ LEAKS

LEAK 01: THE DMV

The full driving test. Unskippable. Nobody has seen the end of it.

▸ LOCKED — VOTE BELOW

LEAK 02: CROWD DENSITY (BEACH)

Four hundred people on one beach and every single one is doing the same thing.

▸ LOCKED — VOTE BELOW

LEAK 03: THE PET STORE

You can pet the dog. That is the entire clip.

▸ LOCKED — VOTE BELOW

LEAK 04: NIGHT FLIGHT

Eleven minutes of a plane, at night, over water, with the radio on.

▸ LOCKED — VOTE BELOW

LEAK 05: THE GAS STATION

A complete mission that never once leaves the forecourt.

▸ LOCKED — VOTE BELOW

LEAK 06: HORSE PHYSICS

There is no horse in this game.

▸ LOCKED — VOTE BELOW

LEAK 07: UNDER THE MAP

What is beneath the city, and why they buried it there.

▸ LOCKED — VOTE BELOW

LEAK 08: THE FUNERAL

An NPC funeral. You were not invited. You may still attend.

▸ LOCKED — VOTE BELOW
◆ POLL

◆ LIVE

Which leak do you want to see next?

0 votes · 0 unlocked so far · free, and staying that way

01: THE DMV 0 · 0%
02: CROWD DENSITY (BEACH) 0 · 0%
03: THE PET STORE 0 · 0%
04: NIGHT FLIGHT 0 · 0%
05: THE GAS STATION 0 · 0%
06: HORSE PHYSICS 0 · 0%
07: UNDER THE MAP 0 · 0%
08: THE FUNERAL 0 · 0%

◆ HOW VOTING WORKS

  • Pick the one you want unlocked next. That is the entire mechanism.
  • No wallet. No token. No minimum. Nothing to send anyone.
  • The winner gets built — the film and the shirt together — and the board unlocks it.
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