Shipping policy

At Weird Castle, we believe in fast shipping and slower emotional healing.
Most orders ship same or next business day from our U.S. bunker. You’ll receive tracking info before you can even regret your purchase.

Processing Time:
Orders placed before noon (EST) are typically shipped the same day. Orders placed after will go out the next business day.

Delivery Time:

  • Domestic (U.S.): 2–5 business days via USPS or UPS.

  • International: 7–21 business days depending on customs, geography, and the mood of global trade.

Order Issues:
If your order seems lost in the mail, email us at care@weirdcastle.com. We’ll track it down like it owes us money.

Address Accuracy:
Double-check your address before ordering — our carrier pigeons can’t read minds yet.