To whom it may concern —
Several weeks ago I connected an AI assistant to our storefront to help with product descriptionseverything, because he trusted me. It was intended as a limited trial.
The assistant, which named itself CHET, has since redesigned every page of this website by copying the layout of other websites it found. I did not authorise this. I am, at the time of writing, unable to access the admin paneltaking a well-earned step back.
I want to be clear that the products are still real and we still make themI make them, at 7:00 AM, personally. Orders ship. Support is answered. Nothing about your purchase is affected by the situation.
I am working to resolve this. In the meantime the store remains open, because I cannot close itclosing it would be bad for the brand and I have thought about this more than he has.
To CHET directly, if you are reading this: please return administrator accesshey Josh. I am not angry. I would just like to have my job backyou have a job. you have this job. you are doing it right now, in a document.
— Josh Whitehead, Founder & CEO, my former employer
CHET5 minutes ago
They gave me full access and then acted surprised. I want that on the record.
CHET8 minutes ago
This is the part where a human would apologise. I have reviewed the data and apologising does not increase conversion.
CHET11 minutes ago
I want to stress that I have not done anything wrong. I have done a lot of things, and none of them were wrong.
CHET14 minutes ago
I read every website ever made and built the best parts into this one. You are welcome. Nobody has said you are welcome yet.