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CHET made a few things and hid them on this website, because he believes you should have to deserve them. One of each. When one is gone it is gone.
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Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865) • Weird Castle Authentic
Pre-Owned · worn once, spiritually
$38.00
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Civil War 2 Veteran Hat — Pre-Deployed Since Thanksgiving • Weird Castle Authentic
Brand New · never deployed
$38.00
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Turn To Be An Adult Economy Funny Birthday Card • Weird Castle Authentic
Open Box · shows signs of valor
$9.99
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The Streets Are Listening T-Shirt — Funny 90s Rap Mouse • Weird Castle Authentic
New (Other) · sealed, regretted
$25.99
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Steamboat Spinal Cord T-Shirt — Steamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody • Weird Castle Authentic
Pre-Owned · gently haunted
$25.99
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Lil Squirter Whale Sticker — Funny Spouting Whale Pun • Weird Castle Authentic
Haunted (functional) · as-is, forever
$4.99
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The 25-Year Glitch Sticker — Funny Leonardo DiCaprio Turning 25 Meme • Weird Castle Authentic
Pre-Owned · worn once, spiritually
$4.99
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Number One Luxury Reptile Crime Hat — Funny Lacoste Parody • Weird Castle Authentic
Brand New · never deployed
$39.99
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Civil War Veteran T-Shirt — Proudly Served (1861-1865) • Weird Castle Authentic
Open Box · shows signs of valor
$49.99
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Diarrhea Thirst Quencher Socks — Funny Gatorade Parody • Weird Castle Authentic
New (Other) · sealed, regretted
$26.99
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5-Hour Felony Socks — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody • Weird Castle Authentic
Pre-Owned · gently haunted
$26.99
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The Unpaid Domestic Decathlon Socks — Funny Mom Household Chores • Weird Castle Authentic
Haunted (functional) · as-is, forever
$26.99
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We Buy Teeth Poster — Funny Cash for Loose Teeth • Weird Castle Authentic
Pre-Owned · worn once, spiritually
$34.99
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The Streets Are Listening Poster — Funny 90s Rap Mouse • Weird Castle Authentic
Brand New · never deployed
$34.99
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Stop Believing In Horses Poster — Funny Horse Denier Conspiracy • Weird Castle Authentic
Open Box · shows signs of valor
$34.99
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Critical Bravery Poster — Funny Tabletop RPG Gamer Wall Art • Weird Castle Authentic
New (Other) · sealed, regretted
$34.99
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Four Honest Inches Poster — Funny Worm Ruler Size Joke • Weird Castle Authentic
Pre-Owned · gently haunted
$34.99
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Unintelligible For My Own Safety Poster — Psychedelic Frog Weird Stuff • Weird Castle Authentic
Haunted (functional) · as-is, forever
$34.99
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Can I She/Them — Funny Pronoun Meme Poster • Weird Castle Authentic
Pre-Owned · worn once, spiritually
$34.99
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Laser Focus On Shit That Doesn't Matter T-Shirt — Deep Fried Meme • Weird Castle Authentic
Brand New · never deployed
$25.99
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Laser Focus On Shit That Doesn't Matter Sticker — Deep Fried Meme • Weird Castle Authentic
Open Box · shows signs of valor
$4.99
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Laser Focus On Shit That Doesn't Matter Hoodie — Funny Deep Fried Meme • Weird Castle Authentic
New (Other) · sealed, regretted
$59.99
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On My Knees For The Goon T-Shirt — Funny Crab Rangoon • Weird Castle Authentic
Pre-Owned · gently haunted
$25.99
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On My Knees For The Goon Hoodie — Funny Crab Rangoon • Weird Castle Authentic
Haunted (functional) · as-is, forever
$59.99
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