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The Vault — the collector's aftermarket
498 results · the resale market for a store that also sells these new, upstairs
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CHET made a few things and hid them on this website, because he believes you should have to deserve them. One of each. When one is gone it is gone.
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Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865) • Weird Castle Authentic
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$38.00
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Civil War 2 Veteran Hat — Pre-Deployed Since Thanksgiving • Weird Castle Authentic
Brand New ·
$38.00
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The Streets Are Listening — Retro Ear Mouse Shirt • Weird Castle Authentic
Open Box · never deployed
$29.99
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The 25-Year Glitch Sticker — Funny Quarter-Life Crisis Decal • Weird Castle Authentic
New (Other) · shows signs of valor
$4.99
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RE-ASSESSED Stamp T-Shirt — Funny Dystopian Bureaucracy Tee • Weird Castle Authentic
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$29.99
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Please Be Patient, My Mom Took Tylonel Onesie • Weird Castle Authentic
Haunted (functional) ·
$21.30
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Lactose Intolerance Gang War — Blanket • Weird Castle Authentic
Pre-Owned · gently haunted
$79.99
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Lactose Intolerance Gang War — Hoodie • Weird Castle Authentic
Brand New ·
$82.99
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Lactose Intolerance Gang War — T-Shirt • Weird Castle Authentic
Open Box ·
$29.99
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Ficus Dentata — Blanket • Weird Castle Authentic
New (Other) ·
$79.99
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Ficus Dentata — Hoodie • Weird Castle Authentic
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$82.99
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Ficus Dentata — T-Shirt • Weird Castle Authentic
Haunted (functional) · never deployed
$29.99
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100% Genuine Battle Freaks — Blanket • Weird Castle Authentic
Pre-Owned · shows signs of valor
$79.99
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100% Genuine Battle Freaks — Canvas • Weird Castle Authentic
Brand New ·
$59.99
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100% Genuine Battle Freaks — Poster • Weird Castle Authentic
Open Box ·
$39.99
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100% Genuine Battle Freaks — Hoodie • Weird Castle Authentic
New (Other) · gently haunted
$82.99
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100% Genuine Battle Freaks — T-Shirt • Weird Castle Authentic
Pre-Owned ·
$29.99
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Virtual Tapeworm Blanket — Funny Retro Pet Gift • Weird Castle Authentic
Haunted (functional) ·
$79.99
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Virtual Tapeworm Hoodie — Retro Pixel Pet Parody • Weird Castle Authentic
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$82.99
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Virtual Tapeworm Shirt — Retro Digital Pet Tee • Weird Castle Authentic
Brand New ·
$29.99
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TLDR Argument Settler Funny Meme Blanket • Weird Castle Authentic
Open Box · never deployed
$79.99
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TLDR Argument Settler — Funny Sarcastic Meme Hoodie • Weird Castle Authentic
New (Other) · shows signs of valor
$82.99
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TLDR Argument Settler Mug — Funny Internet Gag Gift • Weird Castle Authentic
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$17.99
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TLDR Argument Settler — Funny Internet Slang Shirt • Weird Castle Authentic
Haunted (functional) ·
$29.99
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