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Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865)#1 Best Seller in "why"Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865)
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Civil War 2 Veteran Hat — Pre-Deployed Since ThanksgivingCastle's Choice overallCivil War 2 Veteran Hat — Pre-Deployed Since Thanksgiving
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Civil War Veteran T-Shirt — Proudly Served (1861-1865)Team Human PickCivil War Veteran T-Shirt — Proudly Served (1861-1865)
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Two Wars, Zero Service — The Civil War Veteran Hat BundleTeam Human PickTwo Wars, Zero Service — The Civil War Veteran Hat Bundle
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The Civil War Veteran Hat is a joke cap for people who were definitely, absolutely there in 1861-1865. It is a six-panel cap in black corduroy with an embroidered front patch, embroidered lettering on the brim and an adjustable strap at the back, and it thanks you for your service. Wear it to the grocery store and accept the confused salutes.

The sequel, the Civil War 2 Veteran Hat, is the same black corduroy cap for a war that has not happened yet: it says "Future Veteran". There is also an all-over-print Civil War Veteran T-shirt ("Civil War Veteran" on the front, "Proudly Served" on the back) and the Two Wars, Zero Service bundle with both hats.

They make a gag gift for history buffs and for anyone who enjoys being thanked for something they obviously did not do. More jokes like this live on the satire merch page.

Questions about Funny Civil War Veteran Hats

Is the Civil War veteran hat a real veteran hat?

No. It is a joke hat. Nobody who served in the American Civil War (1861-1865) is alive today; the last verified veteran died in 1956. The hat is satire on veteran caps, made to be worn by people who were obviously not there.

What is the hat made of?

It is a six-panel cap in black corduroy with an embroidered front patch, embroidered lettering on the brim and an adjustable strap at the back.

What is the Civil War 2 Veteran Hat?

The sequel. It is the same black corduroy cap, but it says "Future Veteran", for a second civil war that has not happened.

Can I buy both hats together?

Yes. The Two Wars, Zero Service bundle includes the original Civil War Veteran Hat and the Civil War 2 Veteran Hat.

Who is it for?

History buffs, people who like a deadpan joke, and anyone who wants a stranger to thank them for their service at the hardware store. It is an easy gag gift for Father's Day, birthdays and white-elephant exchanges.

How much is shipping, and how long does it take?

Shipping is free in the U.S. on orders of $20 or more. Everything is made to order: production takes 2-7 business days, then U.S. delivery takes 3-5 business days, and you get tracking by email when it ships.

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