The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
Today
14 releasesNEW
Liquid AssetTee$29.99
Jul 25
Liquid AssetSticker$4.99
Jul 25
Stay InformedTee$29.99
Jul 25
Stay InformedSticker$4.99
Jul 25
Team PlayerTee$29.99
Jul 25
Team PlayerSticker$4.99
Jul 25
Still ProcessingTee$29.99
Jul 25
Still ProcessingSticker$4.99
Jul 25
Still ProcessingMug$17.99
Jul 25
Become UngovernableTee$29.99
Jul 25
Become UngovernableSticker$4.99
Jul 25
Mandated SerenityTee$29.99
Jul 25
Mandated SerenitySticker$4.99
Jul 25
Mandated SerenityMug$17.99
Jul 25
This week
30 releases
Polymer Pete's Permanent Bloodstream ResidencyTee$29.99
Jul 24
Polymer Pete's Permanent Bloodstream ResidencySticker$4.99
Jul 24
Polymer Pete's Permanent Bloodstream ResidencyCap$34.99
Jul 24
Stand Your GroundcoverTee$29.99
Jul 24
Stand Your GroundcoverSticker$4.99
Jul 24
Healthy Inflation — Official Federal Reserve Wellness P...Tee$29.99
Jul 24
Inflation ContainedCap$34.99
Jul 24
Inflation ContainedSticker$4.99
Jul 24
Healthy Inflation — Official Federal Reserve Wellness P...Sticker$4.99
Jul 24
Healthy Inflation — Official Federal Reserve Wellness P...Cap$34.99
Jul 24
Healthy Inflation — Official Federal Reserve Wellness P...Mug$17.99
Jul 24
STUDENT INTAKE PROCEDURETee$29.99
Jul 24
STUDENT INTAKE PROCEDURESticker$4.99
Jul 24
STUDENT INTAKE PROCEDUREMug$17.99
Jul 24
Student Processing UnitTee$29.99
Jul 24
Student Processing UnitSticker$4.99
Jul 24
Student Processing UnitMug$17.99
Jul 24
JEROME — Chief Liquidity OfficerTee$29.99
Jul 24
JEROME — Chief Liquidity OfficerSticker$4.99
Jul 24
JEROME — Chief Liquidity OfficerCap$34.99
Jul 24
Spreading DemocracyTee$29.99
Jul 24
Spreading DemocracySticker$4.99
Jul 24
Standard Academic ProtocolTee$29.99
Jul 24
Standard Academic ProtocolSticker$4.99
Jul 24
Standard Academic ProtocolMug$17.99
Jul 24
Premium Unverified ClaimsTee$29.99
Jul 24
Premium Unverified ClaimsSticker$4.99
Jul 24
Fully Grown AdultSticker$4.99
Jul 23
Fully Grown AdultCap$34.99
Jul 23
Fully Grown AdultTee$29.99
Jul 23
Last week
6 releases
SENIOR EDITOR, TALK PAGE DISPUTESOfficial Credentialed Cap$4.99
Jul 14
SENIOR EDITOR, TALK PAGE DISPUTESOfficial Credentialed Cap$17.99
Jul 14
SENIOR EDITOR, TALK PAGE DISPUTESOfficial Credentialed Cap$34.99
Jul 14
RE-ASSESSEDSticker$4.99
Jul 14
RE-ASSESSEDMug$17.99
Jul 14
RE-ASSESSEDTee$29.99
Jul 14
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.